Jeff's Jots

When my friend Missy was three years old she uttered a "four letter word" at Thanksgiving dinner, not knowing of course that it was a naughty word. Naturally the adults were shocked. Now whenever Missy feels like cursing, she'll say "Thanksgiving when I was three" I usually respond with something... Sign in to see full entry.

They did it again! They do it every year. People Magazine They put another bad picture of me on the cover of their "Sexiest Man Alive" issue. Doesn't look like me at all. The name "Ryan Reynolds" is on the cover. He must be the guy who took the picture. (sigh) I guess I can't really blame him. It's... Sign in to see full entry.

In past years I think radio stations have played certain Christmas songs too much. All I Want for Christmas is you by Mariah Carey is one example. Other Christmas songs, I don't think they play enough. A Christmas to Remember by Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers is one of those. I'm going to keep track... Sign in to see full entry.

I love Christmas music I had to say that fast because it may not be true much longer. As of today, November 19th WASH-FM is playing Christmas music 24 hours a day. That's a bit much. It used to be that radio stations didn't start playing Christmas music until about two weeks before Christmas and... Sign in to see full entry.

Why to they call it "Extra" virgin olive oil. Does that mean it REALLY hasn't had sex? Sign in to see full entry.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Comedian Jackie Mason was probably exaggerating just a mite when he said that, but it's uncomfortably close to the truth A heck of a lot of people do cheat on their spouses. You don't need a sociologist to tell you that, just... Sign in to see full entry.

Why is it that when an X-ray is negative, that's positive? Sign in to see full entry.

I practice making a fool of myself on purpose, so when I do it by mistake, I'm used to it Sign in to see full entry.

Three guys two girls at a table at the food court. High Schoolers I think. I go up to ask the guys to tell me their secret. How do they get such pretty girls to keep them company? Smiles all around. Sign in to see full entry.

Something terrible happened the other day. Something really really terrible. I got my first senior citizens discount. Got a bus ride for a dollar. Would have cost a younger person two dollars. The worst part is that the bus driver OFFERED me the discount. He KNEW I was old enough to qualify. I... Sign in to see full entry.