Jeff's Jots

I saw her in the mall She was about 15 years old. She had loooong blonde hair that went aaaaaall the way down her back. I thought it was beautiful. I went up to her and told her so. It brightened her day. It brightened my day. "Don't talk to strangers" is bad advice Sign in to see full entry.

Coulda been awkward. But it didn't feel that way at least not to me. Finished my lunch, reached for my wallet to pay the check and it wasn't there. Left it home. I had four things going for me. 1 I lived close by so it was easy to get home and get my wallet 2 I'd only had an appetizer and a soda so... Sign in to see full entry.

I finally figured out the difference between a vegetarian and a vegan. A vegetarian doesn't eat anything that tastes good. A vegan doesn't eat anything with any taste at all Sign in to see full entry.

Sometimes the funniest things aren't even supposed to be funny. I thought of that when I stumbled onto a website called Overcoming Masturbation. I wondered why anyone want want to overcome something that's natural, healthy and fun. One of the things the website suggested was to reduce temptation by... Sign in to see full entry.

I've been thinking lately about talent. It started with the elevation of Washington Nationals phenom Stephen Strasburg to the major leagues last month. They say that Strasberg has a chance to be the best pitcher in decades, maybe the best ever. So how did Mr Strasberg get that talent? I mean he... Sign in to see full entry.

It's been in the nineties most of the summer here in Merryland. I'm not complaining though. I prefer this to the mountains of snow we had last winter. You don't have to shovel heat. Sign in to see full entry.

They''re saying it might be hotter than usual all summer here in Merryland. I'm not too concerned. Most of the time they can't even get tomorrow's forecast right. Sign in to see full entry.

What's your definition of rich? What do you have to have to be rich? I know we can be rich in health, friends, family ect but I'm talking money here. To me a rich person is someone who can afford two places to live. That means they have twice what they need and that makes them rich. What do you... Sign in to see full entry.

Reposting this today to commemorate the anniversary of my cousin's death The average person makes and receives thousands of phone calls per year. Most are forgotten before the telephone gets cold. Sometimes a phone call is remembered forever--no matter how badly the participants would like to forget... Sign in to see full entry.

so I'll give you the answer. All the teams are named for states, rather than cities Sign in to see full entry.