Jeff's Jots

Monday, November 2, 2009

Totally Selfish

Everything I do is for the purpose of making myself feel good. I never do anything for any other reason. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

An Open Letter to Chris Rock

Dear Chris You are one of my favorite comedians. Well you used to be anyhow. The last couple of times I've seen you on TV your act was dotted with "four-letter words" You used so many dirty words, that I couldn't find the punchline. I don't mind swear words if they're part of the joke. But you acted... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 25, 2009

Thumbing my nose at spellcheck

I don't care what spellcheck says. I can spell surprize with a z if I want to. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 18, 2009

Dirty Words and Dirtier Words

We're awfully confused about "four letter words" It used to be all naughty words were created equal. Somewhere along the way someone decided that d*mn and h*ll were kinda sorta okay but sh*t and f*ck were still no-nos. We don't seem to know what to do about *ss and b*tch probably because they're not... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Skipping the Shot

I was going to get a flu shot. But then I checked my calendar and it turns out I'm not scheduled to get the flu this year. So I skipped the shot. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 8, 2009

No more $9.99

I think it's time for merchants to stop pricing things $9.99. Everyone knows it's ten dollars Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 3, 2009

Things I'm Sure Of

A repost: Things I'm sure of: People are good Pleasure is healthy All women are beautiful Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Memorable?

Reconnected with John. High school classmate. On Facebook. I barely remembered him. He remembered me pretty well/ That means that either he has a better memory than I do. Or I'm more memorable that he is. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Confused Karen

Karen used to get Tina and Linda mixed up. That was hard to do. Tina was at least six inches taller than Linda Tina was a brunette and Linda was a blonde Linda wore glasses and Tina didn't And oh by the way--Tina was black and Linda was white. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Ready to Retire

It blows my mind to see people who a eligible to retire continue working. I was ready to retire the day I graduated college. Sign in to see full entry.

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