Jeff's Jots

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Ski Jumping--No Girls Allowed

As it stands now, women will not be allowed to ski jump at the 2010 winter Olympics. The excuse is that women aren't good enough at ski jumping. Excuse me? Women can lead countries, perform brain surgury and run gigantic corperations but they can't ski jump? There's a lawsuit pending. Maybe we can... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Pooping Pope

Is it really true that EVERYONE goes to the bathroom? I mean seriously, does the pope poop? Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 5, 2009

Luckiest Guy in the World.

Guy on the radio said Tim McGraw was the luckiest guy in the world because he's married to Faith Hill. Tim McGraw may have a beautiful wife, but he's not the luckiest guy in the world. That would be me. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 29, 2008

Kinda Sorta or Really Really?

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who don't want children Those who kinda sorta think maybe they want children. Those who really really really want children. Only the last group should have children. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Friday, December 19, 2008

9,999 Years Old

It used to bother me that I'm 50 years old and there's still so much I want to do in life. Then I realized that even if I were 9,999 years old there would still be a lot of things I wanted to do. That made me feel better. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 12, 2008

Unstable Stability

I'm a very stable person. I was crazy yesterday, I'm crazy today and I'll be crazy tomorrow. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Caught Up?

How could anyone possibly be caught up on their reading? Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Marriage anyone?

I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman. Or a man and a man. Or a woman and a woman. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 8, 2008

Brooklyn Bridge

I'd rather be the person who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the one who sold it. Sign in to see full entry.

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