http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/Jeff's upside down inside out and backwards view of whatever is on his mind.hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/615274Happened to see a child's report card. It said that the child needed to learn not to call out in class. Well of course she does. We can't have children expressing themselves. What could it lead to?http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/615267I've never seen Ralph Nader smile.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/615263but I don't feel fifty I demand a recount!http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/613853We have no business telling high school and college students that these are the best years of their lives. With all the emotional and practical stuff you have to deal with at that time of life, it probably isn't the best time I'm 50 and this is the best time of my life. It gets better as it goes.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/612888My stepmother asked me once if I called my voicemail from home. I looked at her like she had three heads I work hard when I'm at work, but when I'm not at work my time is my ownhttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/612886I don't like horror movies. Real life is scary enough for me.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/612036When the doctor was examining me, she asked me when my last bowel movement was. I couldn't answer her right away, I had to think about it for a minute. For a long time after that, every time I had a bowel movement I made a mental note of when it was. Checked my watch and everything. I even tried...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/609509The word subpar comes from golf. In golf subpar is good, in everything else is bad. Weirdhttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/608979There's a poster in my office that says "Don't drink during pregnancy" Since someone is always pregnant, I guess I can't drink at all. I'm going to get awfully thirsty.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/607422There are always about 99 things I want to post on blogit. When I sit down at the computer, I can't remember any of them