http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/Jeff's upside down inside out and backwards view of whatever is on his mind.hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/636193I was constipated but I'm okay now. Everything came out all right in the end.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/636192What's the point? Why am I here? A couple cute girls walk by Oh Yeahhttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/635731Like any straight male, I enjoy looking at breasts. I even enjoy looking at breasts on TV. They're two dimensional but at least they're real breasts. The other day I caught myself looking a the breast of a cartoon character in the comics section of the newspaper A drawing of a breast I think I'm...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/635308I enjoy the pictures in Playboy, but they don't get me arousedhttp://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/634081Everything I do is for the purpose of making myself feel good. I never do anything for any other reason.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/633586Dear Chris You are one of my favorite comedians. Well you used to be anyhow. The last couple of times I've seen you on TV your act was dotted with "four-letter words" You used so many dirty words, that I couldn't find the punchline. I don't mind swear words if they're part of the joke. But you...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/633093I don't care what spellcheck says. I can spell surprize with a z if I want to.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/632274We're awfully confused about "four letter words" It used to be all naughty words were created equal. Somewhere along the way someone decided that d*mn and h*ll were kinda sorta okay but sh*t and f*ck were still no-nos. We don't seem to know what to do about *ss and b*tch probably because they're...http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/631882I was going to get a flu shot. But then I checked my calendar and it turns out I'm not scheduled to get the flu this year. So I skipped the shot.http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Jeffsjots/630987I think it's time for merchants to stop pricing things $9.99. Everyone knows it's ten dollars