valentine gifts 2
Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called? A: His ghoul-friend. Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her? A: Antelope. Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, February 11, 2015
Valentine's Day joke
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch? A: You turn me on. Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? A: No, but they had an Apple. (Wait for it Kabu ) Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, February 10, 2015
valentine gifts 2
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London. The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?' Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered,... Sign in to see full entry.
valentine gifts
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. 'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.' 'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.' Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, February 8, 2015
honey what if...
A married couple, both avid golfers, was discussing the future one night. "Honey", the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?" "I suppose so - it's paid for." "How about our car? Continued the woman. "Would the two of you keep that? "I suppose so -... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, February 7, 2015
Never try this one!
• A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use, on the average, only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men... Sign in to see full entry.
Here comes Lil Susie again
The teacher asks: Now, Susie, how may fingers have you? Lil Susie: Ten. Teacher: Right. Now if you lost four of them, what would you have? Lil Susie: No more piano lessons. Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, February 6, 2015
Valentine's Day joke
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day? hug and a quiche! What did one pickle say to the other? "You mean a great dill to me." Sign in to see full entry.
A man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing. Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, February 5, 2015
Valentine
What's the best part about Valentines Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale. Sign in to see full entry.