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Monday, February 16, 2015

President's day joke

"These stories about my intellectual capacity really get under my skin. You know, for a while I even thought my staff believed it. There on my schedule first thing every morning it said, 'Intelligence Briefing.'" GWB Sign in to see full entry.

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President's day joke

“We’re studying safe levels for arsenic in drinking water. To base our decision on sound science, the scientists told us we needed to test the water glasses of about 3,000 people. Thank you for participating.” —At the 2001 Radio-Television Correspondents’ Association dinner George W Bush Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 15, 2015

President's day joke

RONALD REAGAN "I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." * "I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency -- even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting." * "Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it... Sign in to see full entry.

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President's day joke

The holiday began in 1984, when Ronald Reagan made a joke during a sound check for a radio broadcast. "My fellow Americans,” he said, "I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." Reagan was not aware, however, that... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, February 14, 2015

President's day

Saw this on facebook and had to share it..... I was eating breakfast with my granddaughter. I asked her "What day is Monday?" "It's President's Day." I was surprised and asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting to hear something about it being the day we honor all presidents like... Sign in to see full entry.

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valentine gifts 2

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? It made him wed his plants! ____________________ What happened when the two angels got married? They lived harpily ever after! Sign in to see full entry.

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Valentine's Day joke

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight." he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 13, 2015

Valentine's Day joke

What do single people call Valentine's Day? Happy Independence Day! What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine's day. Sign in to see full entry.

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Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders. Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 11, 2015

joke from facebook

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of character istically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and... Sign in to see full entry.

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