Valentine's Day joke
What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and you'll go places! Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
Lil Susie strikes again
An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being president of the United States. After the teacher commented that a person must be a natural-born citizen, Lil Susie raised her hand. “Does that mean that if you were born by Caesarean section that you can’t be... Sign in to see full entry.
Lil Susie strikes again
An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being president of the United States. After the teacher commented that a person must be a natural-born citizen, Lil Susie raised her hand. “Does that mean that if you were born by Caesarean section that you can’t be... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, February 3, 2015
3 wishes
A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said,” I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and decided, “I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a... Sign in to see full entry.
skydiving
There was a student that had a chance to learn the sport of skydiving. After having been instructed by his teacher he jumped out and forgot how to release his shoot. As he was falling rapidly towards earth, he suddenly saw a man shooting up towards him and as the man passed by, the student yelled!... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, February 2, 2015
student driver
I pride myself on being patient when teaching driver education, something I have done for 30 years. I have encountered many, many students, who didn't seem to be able to hit the floor with their hat. But one incident was just too much. I had a sweet young thing behind the wheel for the first lesson... Sign in to see full entry.
florist
A new business was opening, and one of the owner’s friends sent flowers for the occasion. But when the owner read the card with the flowers, it said. “Rest in Peace” The owner was little upset and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist about the obvious mistake, the florist... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, February 1, 2015
oh lil johnny!
Teacher: Today is the first day of the school, any questions? Lil Johnny: Yes, when will the Holidays start? Sign in to see full entry.
“Will you love me when I’m old and ugly?” “Darling, of course I do.” Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, January 31, 2015
car wreck
A blonde was driving home on the freeway after work when she was hit by a hailstorm that left her car completely dented all over. She decided to go to a body shop and asked the owner how much he would charge to remove the dents. Seeing that she was an antartian, he winked at his partner, and told... Sign in to see full entry.