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Wednesday, November 12, 2025

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If one man can impregnate 9 females everyday for 9 months that equals 2,430 pregnancies If one woman can only get pregnant once even if she sleeps with 9 men a day that equals one pregnancy in 9 months. Birth control is placed on the wrong gender and science is 200k making pills for the wrong... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 10, 2025

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For the men who say Why buy the cow when the milk is free? Here's the answer: Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage because women realize it's not worth buying a whole pig just to get a little sausage. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 3, 2025

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There are 4 people on a plane going to crash. The first person Is Ryan Reynolds and he takes the first parachute saying his fans love and need him The second person is DJT saying he is the smartest president he takes the second parachute and jumps Only the Pope and a little boy remain for the one... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 14, 2025

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Saturday, October 4, 2025

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Friday, October 3, 2025

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Tuesday, September 16, 2025

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A man has an accident and needs a skin graft. His wife agrees to give skin but no one not doctor hubby etc can reveal donor and from where. The doctor takes skin from her backside and grafts to her hubby's face. The skin takes and his cheek heals. He says, "Honey, it was so nice of you to donate... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 9, 2025

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Saturday, September 6, 2025

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Elderly woman sitting on the couch Remember when you said you would spend your whole making me happy? What happened? Elderly man in rocking chair I didn't expect to live this long. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 22, 2025

Joke from FB

Why don't single women fart? Because They don't get an azzhole until they are married! Sign in to see full entry.

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