Lil johnny's brother
Teacher: What’s the outside layer of a tree called, Tommy? Tommy: Don’t Know. Teacher: Bark, Tommy. Tommy: Woof, Woof. Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, March 4, 2015
Tuesday, March 3, 2015
groaner!
A fellow was telling his buddies that in the evenings, he goes out and drinks and carries on with women,but always goes back home by 8:00 O'clock.He describes it as "sin till 8 ting" Sign in to see full entry.
groaner alert
Q. What’s a mouse's favorite game? A. Hide and squeak!!! Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, March 1, 2015
joke from facebook
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. S ir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, February 28, 2015
which do you prefer
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the... Sign in to see full entry.
divorce court
An elderly couple stood before the family court judge after a long divorce trial. The judge asked why they wanted a divorce after having been married for nearly 70 years. They answered:" We wanted to wait, till after the kids had died". Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, February 27, 2015
how
How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs Sign in to see full entry.
out with the boys
A man comes home from a night of drinking with the boys. As he falls through the doorway of his house, his wife snaps at him, “what’s the big idea coming home half drunk?” The man replies, “I’m sorry, honey. I ran out of money.” Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, February 26, 2015
improving the memory
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other,” Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great." "That's great!... Sign in to see full entry.
how's your hearing?
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your... Sign in to see full entry.