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Friday, September 21, 2012

3 big rednecks

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a 'redneck' joke?" The guy beside him stiffens. "Before you start, buddy, I think you oughta know something: I'm 6' 2" tall, weigh 200 pounds and I was born and raised a redneck. This ol' boy sittin' next to me is 6' 4", 225 and... Sign in to see full entry.

Finally I got one!

A young man Who started to rob a house; He opened the window, and then crept in As quiet as a mouse. He looked around for a place to hide, 'Till the folks were all asleep, Then said he, "With their money I'll take a quiet sneak." So under the bed the burglar crept; He crept up close to the wall; He... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Here's your sign...

Form for an insurance company Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus. A man collided with a cow and completed the requested form as follows: Q: What warning did you give... Sign in to see full entry.

Goofy Laws in My State

Buckner In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday. Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com! Excelsior Springs Worrying squirrels is not tolerated. Hard objects may not be thrown by hand. Kansas City Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling... Sign in to see full entry.

Q & A 2

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth. Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: I'll tell you tomorrow. Q: Why can't the blonde make ice cubes? A: She lost the recipe. Q: How do you hit a blonde so she will never know it? A: With a... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Q & A 1

Question and answer blond jokes Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC? A: A dumb terminal. Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand? A: So brunettes can understand them. Q: How did the blond burn her ear? A: The phone rang while she was ironing. Q: There are 17 blonds standing... Sign in to see full entry.

I Want Some Milk

Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk. When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order. Gloria came to... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Redneck Hunting

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?'" "And then what happened?" the officer interrupted. "From what I... Sign in to see full entry.

Buying the Farm

A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00. Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her... Sign in to see full entry.

Blinkers

One day a Blonde was going down the road in her car when she sees a car accident. She comes to a stop 2 miles down the road because she hit the gas instead of the breaks. The Blonde then proceeds to pull out 2 naked cardboard men that she put long coats on. She then sets them up along side the road.... Sign in to see full entry.