Tuesday, January 20, 2015
A woman is a complicated creature. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him. Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, January 19, 2015
insuring the barn
The barn at Larry and Susan's farm burned down, and Susan called the insurance company. Susan: "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money." Agent: "Wait just a minute, Susan... it doesn't work quite like that. We will determine the value of the old barn and provide you with a... Sign in to see full entry.
farmer and wife
This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day while he was outside plowing the field, she came out and started nagging him. While she was doing this, the mule kicked her and she died. At the funeral, the ladies came up and talked to the farmer. The farmer nodded his head "yes". The men... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, January 18, 2015
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused... Sign in to see full entry.
A couple, desperate to conceive a child, went to their priest and asked him to pray for them. "I'm going on a sabbatical to Rome," he replied, "and while I'm there, I'll light a candle for you." When the priest returned three years later, he went to the couple's house and found the wife pregnant,... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, January 17, 2015
taxes
The income tax expert was visiting the school to talk about taxes. “I’m going to tell you now about “indirect” taxes. Can anybody tell me what an indirect tax is?” “A dog license,” said Smart Josh. “And why is that?” asked the expert. “The dog doesn’t pay it,” replied Josh Sign in to see full entry.
artist
A woman visited a modern-art gallery. One painting was bright blue with vivid orange swirls and the one hanging next to it was black with lime-green splotches. The artist stood nearby, so as politely as she could, the woman said to him, "I'm sorry, but I just don't understand you paintings." "I... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, January 16, 2015
How many women have heard this one?
Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid? Girl: Yes, why? Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you Sign in to see full entry.
Five cannibals(Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees". The cannibals... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, January 14, 2015
making a dr appt
Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment. “I’m sorry,” said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.” “But I could be dead by then!” “No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment.” Sign in to see full entry.