Here's Your Daily Groan!
@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$@ Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Why did the chicken join a... Sign in to see full entry.