Here's Your Daily Groan!
& ^$$&^%$*^%$&^%$$&^%$$*^%$$&^%&&^%&^%%& What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me. Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. What's an egg's favorite vacation spot? New Yolk City. What kind of candy do astronauts like?... Sign in to see full entry.