Here's Your Daily Groan! Since I'm Upset With The Latest Events...
The opposite of “pro” is “con,” so the opposite of progress is … Congress. Q: How many congressmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two—one to change the bulb and one to change it back again. The secret to making Congress more efficient is to replace all the people with horses. Sure, every... Sign in to see full entry.