Here's Your Daily Groan!
♧◇♡♤■□●○•°`~\|{}€£¥₩《¤▪︎☆○●□■♤♡◇♧ Q. What’s the one type of pain that’s enjoyable on New Year’s? A. Champagne. Q. What did the woman say when she was offered a raisin on New Year’s Eve? A. “No thanks, I already have a date.” Q. Why is New Year’s Eve the least favorite holiday of a slice of bread? A.... Sign in to see full entry.