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Monday, August 28, 2006

What Santa Claus and god have in common - They exist

My sweet lambs, I didn't check the newspaper yesterday so I guess you'll just have to read the whole book of Romans and figure out for yourself how burning down churches fits into god's plan. You would think that burning down a church would go against god's plan. To keep alive, god has to keep his... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

A couple of days ago, at four in the morning, a local church burned down

My precious lambs, I believe it was called the Christian Fellowship or something like that. I don't have the newspaper with me. Oddly, when I was answering a question a couple of days ago about what churches we have in the area, this one did not come to mind. It was probably god's way of letting me... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

It is because I am protected by the humor of god

My precious lambs, Darrke put forth the theory that the reason the extremely pushy religious leave me alone is because I am not asking anyone to change their beliefs and that I do my posts in humorous fashion. I suppose this could be true. I would like to see beliefs change but I know that you can't... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 25, 2006

I have not chosen method #1 for avoiding religious persecution on Blogit

My sweet lambs, I have not used the method that I described in yesterday's sermon. There are a couple of reasons for this. First, it would be a lie. For me to choose a religion and say that I believed it would be a lie. Living that type of hypocrisy just goes against my personal code. Second, that... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

How to escape persecution

My sweet lambs, I was thinking about this as I wrote my last post. I have somehow escaped attacked by the loonies here on Blogit. I have had some well meaning advice from religious bloggers that seemed to stem from actual concern. These are nice and I am thankful for the sentiment. I have not been... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Gome, I know why people are always working on you to believe

My sweet lambs, I had a revelation last night as I was falling to sleep. I think that the time when you are falling asleep and when you are waking up, your mind is the clearest of all the garbage and god is able to get through easier. If you want to know what god wants from you, listen at those... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Is it wise to forgive and forget?

My precious lambs, Passion left me an intersting comment. I responded but maybe it deserves its own little sermon. The main question was how long can I hold a grudge. I have tried to hold a grudge before just to see what the answer to that is. I never worried about it before I met my wife but she is... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 21, 2006

The change over to the new religions needs to be gentle and self induced

My precious lambs, Watching what religion is doing in our world makes me want to rush the demise of the current religions on our planet. I would like to see all religions end but I don't think that will happen anytime soon. For some reason, people want to belong to their cults. I don't understand... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Religions should operate under the same rules as casinos

My sweet lambs, It's no secret that religion is just big business under a different name and that they have managed to get laws passed that give them special priveleges. I think it's time to change those financial rules to those that cover casinos. Think about it. All those people that give money to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

I suppose you know who Satan's best workers are then

My dear lambs, I know you already know but I'll point it out anyway. Hitler would rank right up there, you would think, but does he really. First, let's make sure we point out that he was a catholic who said he was finishing Jesus's work. Was he god's servant or was he satan's. The politically... Sign in to see full entry.