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That's not that cool of a prize
although I did read an article that said that the manna they collected were actually magic mushrooms. He probably didn't part the sea, they all hallucinated it.
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on August 22, 2006 at 8:43 AM
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3 stone tablets...
let's see, you win a desert vacation leading a bunch of peope who hate you one minute and love you the next. Have fun!!
posted by
DarrkeThoughts
on August 22, 2006 at 8:16 AM
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Slot machines in church. That would be an idea.
"Hey, how much do I win if I get three stone tablets in a row?"
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on August 20, 2006 at 6:31 PM
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God just wanted me to tell you...
He's considering the casino idea...but is wondering if you can arrange for bigger buildings so that there will still be room for everyone after the slot machines have been installed in every pew. Communion is to be REAL wine...no more grape juice...and only served to those who are awake and paying...umm...I mean playing.
posted by
DarrkeThoughts
on August 20, 2006 at 5:56 PM
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By this point, I think he has probably just turned and walked off
shaking his head and mumbling. I wonder if he'll try again on another planet or if he'll just bag this whole human experiment.
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on August 20, 2006 at 11:25 AM
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SuccessWarrior -- that is how I view God's perspective on religion
Every time he sees another unique perspective of the bible interpreted to support some inane contention, I envision him slapping himself in the forehead and saying "DOH".
posted by
gomedome
on August 20, 2006 at 11:03 AM
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