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Thursday, September 28, 2006

Let us prey for peace

My sweet lambs, Did you see where the al Qaida leader in Iraq is trying to encourage people to make Ramadan a month of terror? Here's what Wikipedia says about Ramadan: "Ramadan ( Arabic: رمضان, Rama dh an ) is the ninth month of Hijri ( Islamic ) calendar. It is considered the most venerated,... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:32 AM Confessions (4) (permalink)

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

The terrorists win again. Soon they will rule the world.

My sweet lambs, " BERLIN - German politicians were aghast yesterday at a decision by a Berlin opera house to cancel performances of Mozart's Idomeneo over concerns they could enrage Muslims and pose a security risk." Cartoons are out. Quoting historical text is out. Performing Mozart is out. Before... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 5:16 AM Confessions (8) (permalink)

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

The answer to ending terrorist violence is painfully obvious

My dear lambs, Our religous friends have all showed us the answer and we have refused to see the answer. They have been a light on a hill and we have failed to look to the light. For that, we must all apologize and repent. The answer isn't through violence as many of us have previously thought. It... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:13 AM Confessions (10) (permalink)

Monday, September 25, 2006

Prophet, you're wrong! We don't need to abolish religions. Idiot!

My precious lambs, Until I started this blog, I never really came into contact with too many people who talked about religion. There was a guy at work that was trying to get me to part of the Mormon church but he doesn't bring it up much anymore. Not that I have said anything to him too upsetting.... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 5:37 AM Confessions (13) (permalink)

Sunday, September 24, 2006

The pope is still alive. Jesus is still dead. And Osama is an unknown.

My precious lambs, I haven't heard of anyone really happy about the possibility of Osams's death. I know that part of the reason is that no one is putting much faith in the French report. Not even the French government. So the fact that it could be a lie certainly plays a role in it. I think more... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:55 AM Confessions (7) (permalink)

Saturday, September 23, 2006

I haven't check the news yet today but let me guess

My sweet lambs, Here's my guess. Somewhere in the world, there is a group of people from some religion that are threatening to kill people. Somewhere else in the world is another group of people from a different religion that are calling peace through any means. Okay, I'm tired. I confess that gives... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 10:58 AM Confessions (2) (permalink)

Friday, September 22, 2006

God has given me an answer to the immigration problem

My dear lambs, I suppose that I should feel lucky to be in a position where god trusts me with his ideas. I just feel a terrible burden when it comes to trying to get His word out. There is so much competition with all these false prophets that I fear I won't be heard. Here was the solution that was... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:22 AM Confessions (11) (permalink)

Thursday, September 21, 2006

It looks like I was wrong and satan does exist

My sweet lambs, I must apologize to you all for preaching that there was no such thing as satan. I have taught you that it is nothing more than a bogeyman used to scare people into blindly following religious leaders who use the power to server their own purpose which usually comes down to money,... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 8:04 AM Confessions (17) (permalink)

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

The pope is still alive so maybe we can get back to our discussion

My dear lambs, The pope is still alive and still won't give an apology. Good for him on both accounts. Maybe the extremists are all talk on this. That's going to make them look bad. Well, they already look bad but you know what I mean. As a terrorist group, it makes you look bad when it looks like... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 8:01 AM Confessions (12) (permalink)

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

From yesterdays comments, let me add this about high moral standards

My sweet lambs, This is a common sentiment and I don't want to knock those that have said it or thought it but I do have to point some things out. Many people have said that we don't want to sink to the level of extremist muslims in how we deal with them but personally, I think we need to sink even... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 6:43 AM Confessions (7) (permalink)