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Tuesday, August 8, 2006

The first obstacle to the new religions

My dear sweet lambs, I am preaching to you today from god's country. A term that doesn't seem to make sense since god made everything so it's all god's country. I am in a place of beauty though. Mountains, rivers, trees, a little bit cooler air, peace and quiet. It's all very nice. My son got to... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 7, 2006

Without the famous work of fiction, how will we know god's will?

My sweet lambs, Where will the next set of religions get their guidance from? I think the biggest thing that will be glossed over by the new religions is that the last religions weren't based on the word of god in the first place. It will be dismissed with a "as far as we knew, now let's look... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 6, 2006

What will the next set of religions look like?

My sweet lambs, The dawning of the new age is going to bring a close to the last age. The cycle continues as it always has and the new age will bring with it new beliefs. Or at least a new rendition of old beliefs. It would be your Prophet's hope that new religions would not replace the old and that... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 5, 2006

What will replace religion when the current religions fail?

My dear sweet lambs, That is the question that I posed yesterday and I, as your Prophet, have an answer for you. In this case, I can't claim any special powers from divinity or some brilliant insightfullness. I wish I could. Well, I suppose that I could claim divine inspiration but I think that most... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 4, 2006

We are living in the age of enlightenment

My sweet lambs, There have been several guesses at when the age of enlightenment started or when it will start. I told you of one guess that it will be in 2012. That year may herald something new or earth shattering but I believe that we are already in the age of enlightenment. I am not speaking of... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 3, 2006

Bloggers, to be saved, you must have faith in the Sun of God?

My dear sweet lambs, It is my job as your prophet to exhort you to believe in the Sun of God and to believe that He will rise again. You must believe that he is born again. Your existence on this earth depends on the Sun. Without the Sun, you would all perish in darkness. You must believe that the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, August 2, 2006

The Sun of God is punishing the United States. Will you heed Him?

My precious lambs, It has become apparent that our modern day Sodom and Gomorrah is bringing the wrath of god upon us. The Sun has returned as was promised and with his return, we are seeing the destruction of the United States. Or at least, some heavy punishment. Repent now. Repent now and save... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 1, 2006

You just can't wrong with a rule like this which is why I'm religious now

My sweet lambs, Mind you, it's a religion of my own making but I don't think that should matter. Many of the rules for my religion will sound similar to the rules of other religions. Here's a quote from a link that I got from Rame: "Pope Urban VIII stated in the 1600s. ‘In cases which concern... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 31, 2006

More gods are making a comeback - check this out

My precious lambs, You will remember that I told you a few weeks ago that I believe that Christianity is going to lose its foothold in the years to come. I haven't honed my prophetic powers yet to the point where I can tell you when this will happen. But then again, most prophets can't do that... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Before I continue with the story of my conversion, let me tell you this

My precious lambs, I just found this odd and maybe it's not really that odd since history is such an elusive thing. Still... In my research I have found that Jesus was probably born between 4 BC and 7BC. I would have assumed that he was born in 0 BC. It turns out that there is no such date. He had... Sign in to see full entry.