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Friday, August 18, 2006The face of satanMy sweet sheep, My wife and I, in our discussion the other night, were talking about satan. First let me point my personal beliefs on Satan: 1. It's a name for the bogeyman used to scare children into behaving. 2. It's a nice excuse for adults so that they don't have to take personal responsibility... Sign in to see full entry.Thursday, August 17, 2006The face of the devilMy sweet lambs, My wife and I were talking about the war, religions, god, Jesus, and Satan last night. Mel Gibson was wrong to say that the Jews were responsible for all the wars but he was close. If you add in all the other major religions of the world, you would be getting closer. I know I... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, August 16, 2006So what's it like to be an omnitheist?My precious lambs, I had never heard of the term until I wrote it down yesterday. Today I did a search and found the term at Wikipedia. It turns out that there are quite a few flavors of omnitheism. I didn't know there was such a thing and now I find that there are branches of omnitheism. There was... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, August 15, 2006Can a prophet be left speechless?My dear sweet lambs, I have preyed for inspiration for today's sermon and it appears that all of the gods have taken the day off. All I'm getting is voicemail. "Hi. You have reached Ra. I'm not in the office right now. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you. If this is an emergency, stop... Sign in to see full entry.Monday, August 14, 2006I think I know why god doesn't want us to fly anymoreMy sweet lambs, I have been pondering why god has sent some of his minions to destroy our airplanes and make everyone feel unsafe with flying. He has given me an answer. Christians probably already knew the answer and just weren't telling me. Don't be like that guys. When you know that answer, help... Sign in to see full entry.Sunday, August 13, 2006Well thanks a lot god. Now I can't take water on an airplaneMy sweet lambs, Luckily I don't fly much. I may be flying next year but it really has been a while since I have been on a plane. We'll see if god has toned down his followers by next year and then I'll make my decision. One thing I always do, uhh did, when I flew was take a big bottle of water. It's... Sign in to see full entry.Saturday, August 12, 2006How about a religious Net Nanny to keep people from seeing evil sites?My dear lambs, Churches could give them out for free to their members to protect them from evil. It would block out all the obvious sites that you wouldn't want kids to go to plus include a few sites, like my blog, that the churches wouldn't want members to see. By giving them out free for the... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, August 11, 2006You can bet that the churches won't go down easyMy sweet lambs, I haven't given it much thought as to what the backlash is going to be but you have to know that there is going to be one. Stronger admonishments to members to stay faithful and cursing the blasphemers to hell more openly will be a couple of no-brainers. I have said before that they... Sign in to see full entry.Thursday, August 10, 2006Some people may not switch over because that would be admittingMy sweet lambs, As I was driving around Yellowstone park today, I realized that I haven't run across much about the transitions between one religion and another. There was one story about how the Egyptians went from many gods to worshipping mostly Ra. That was a decree from the pharoah. He made it... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, August 9, 2006Another obstackle in the new religion revolutionMy dear lambs, Tek is in heaven, I can tell you that. I'm sure each breed of dog has a different god and a different looking heaven. I think I am in black lab heaven now. Trey and I went out on a four-wheeler for a bit of a ride on the vroom, as my son calls it. Tek decided to go with us, running... Sign in to see full entry. |