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Saturday, November 18, 2006

I'm going to keep CASH as an idea but I think I'll put it off for a while

My precious lambs, I need to wait until my standards slide enough that I can start a church and take money from people. I don't know if I'll ever get that low but at least I have a plan in place if that does happen. Do you think it's all about the money? Or is there some other reason that religions... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 17, 2006

CASH in on your heavenly reward

My sweet bloggers, God has told me that the name of my new worship center is going to be the Church for Advancing Spiritual Healing. He saw it and it was good. I'm not going to argue with the guy. Not because he's god and you shouldn't argue with him but because he throws some killer barbeques in... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Church for Advancing Spiritual Healing

My sweet lambs, What do you think of that name for my megachurch? How many people do you have to fleece before you can actually call yourself a megachurch? Obviously I won't be able to start out as a megachurch. Would it be bad if I ran background checks on my employees and refused to hire the child... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Good bloggers of Blogit, I need help with a name

My pecious lambs, If I am going to create a worship center that is going to grow into a megachurch, I have to start with the very essential beginning. I need a name for my church that is catchy and I can use for marketing. I love the Holy Church of Blog but this is going to be an in person thing so... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

I might have to open up my own worship center

My sweet lambs, I've been giving it some thought I might just have to open up my own worship center. Why not? There's good money in it. The question is where? Where would be a good place to build it? I need someplace where there are a lot of people. Sure I could pull it off here but I wouldn't make... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Do you think that nondenominational ministers...?

My sweet lambs, Do you think they actually start out trying to do the right thing or do you think it's a business scam from the very beginning? It might be different for the major religions where you are raised that way and try to keep it going because it's what you were taught to do. When you get... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

What will happen to the New Life Church now

My sweet lambs, I was reading about the New Life Church yesterday, Ted Haggard's church. For those coming into the game late, Ted Haggard is... uh, sorry... was what they call a superstar pastor who was a holier-than-thou arrogant kind of guy that took part in conference calls with President Bush... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Christians don't make me hopeful about my government

My sweet lambs, We have discussed the possible future of the U.S. and the rfid chip being implanted and how it could easily be misused for control. Instead of being a tool that could speed up transactions, it could grow into a monster of a big brother. Listening to and watching some Christians, I... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 10, 2006

You see though, people want to be saved

My dear lambs, They like the weird rules and the cult rituals and the fact that they don't really have to think for themselves. Not that it's easy. It's certainly not easy to try to turn yourself into a religious robot where you do everything just right so that you can gain automatic entrance into... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 9, 2006

I met a witch last night

Actually I met here a few months ago but didn't know that she was a witch. Looking back now, I would have to say that the pointy black hat and the fact that she talked about her pet winged monkey should have been clues. Hindsight is truly 20-20. We ended up talking about religion somehow and it was... Sign in to see full entry.