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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Do you think that Christians ever wonder about their rituals?

My sweet lambs, I know that for the longest time, I never did. You just did what everyone else was doing with no thought. Sad as that sounds, that's the way it was. No thinking. We went to the Festival of Trees last night. People decorate trees quite elaborately and give them to the Festival. The... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

The Prophet would like to take a moment to comment on another blog

My precious lambs, I was reading Corbin's Blog this morning about how Chicago moved a Christmas celebration onto public property some years ago and now they are thinking about kicking them off of public property because the celebration is going to have scenes that include Christ. Okay, that in... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Someone asked me what my religion was on Sunday

My precious lambs, I was talking to one of the restaurant managers in one of the casinos. It was about 11pm. I'm not usually there at 11pm on Sundays. Sunday is the last day in our pay period and by the time it rolls around, I've either put in my 40 hours or am darn close. I'm usually out of there... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Should Christmas be a US national holiday?

My precious lambs, If they are forcing people to take the 10 commandments off of government property, should government workers be allowed to take a day off because of a Christian holiday? I'll bet even the nonChristians in the government enjoy having the day off and would vote to keep it... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

There are crazier people out there than the religious

My dear lambs, That's the good news for religious people. It's all relative. PETA is picking on a church for their cruelty to animals. The church has a living nativity scene and so PETA fired off an email to the church in Alaska chastising them for being cruel to animals. Umm, the problem here is... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Some of our bloggers might have the blood of Jesus in them

My sweet lambs, I had never really given it much thought before but it does make sense. Jesus is said to have had at least 3 wives and probably didn't use birth control so his descendants are probably running around all over the place by now. After a couple thousand years and the multiple wives... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

I'm in black lab heaven

My sweet lambs, Tek started whimpering and whining about 5 miles out because he figured out where we were. He absolutely loves it up here. It's got to be one of his favorite places in the world. It sure beats being in the desert if your a lab. Forest, snow, rivers, and a yellow lab female to run... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Come to think of it...

My precious lambs, Now that I think about going to hell and how peaceful it will be on me mentally, I have to say this. It works in the present time. For those of you still trying to live up to a set of outside rules set up to somehow govern your life and take your money, let me tell you that peace... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 20, 2006

You know what the good thing about being in hell is going to be?

My sweet lambs, I have been assured that I am going to hell so I have been giving it some thought. And I have made my peace with it. In fact, I am actually thankful that I'll be spending eternity in hell. You know why? Peace of mind. Yeah it's going to be a little warm and maybe have the stench of... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

It's Sunday so I should probably do something to save your soul

My dear lambs, My job as a Prophet gets harder each week. It's hard to use the carrot and stick of Heaven and Hell as manipulators when it has become quite apparent that both places have been made up. Do you think it would be okay to use them on people who believe in them. For instance, if someone... Sign in to see full entry.