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Wednesday, November 8, 2006

Here is the biggest difference between my church and the others

My precious lambs, There is one very major difference between The Holy Church of Blog and the other churches. It's our goals. My goal, the thing that would make me happy, is that I could shut the doors of my church. I am trying to put myself out of business in the religious sector. Other churches on... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 7, 2006

God must protect Jehovah's witnesses

My dear lambs, Yesterday I was in my office working on some college work and my son came in saying, "Who's here?" It's something that he has picked up from me. I have been saying it for over a year everytime his mom comes home. When she comes home for a lunch and home from work, I say it and we run... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 6, 2006

A revelation from god or just common sense?

My precious lambs, I must confess that there are times that I feel truly inspired and that the sermons seem to come from out there. I must also confess that there are times when simply looking at things and pondering them gives an answer. Such is the case with the decline of Satan's power. Satan is... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 5, 2006

Satan will lose his power over the people

My sweet lambs, That is the good news that I bring you on this wonderful Sunday. I bring you the message of hope and salvation. I know that on some Sundays, I bring you hellfire and brimstone to try to keep you on the path but today I wanted to lift your spirits. I would to bring you a message that... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 4, 2006

Thou shalt be a hypocrite

My dear lambs, This has been covered by many other blogs but I would not be doing my job as a Prophet if I didn't at least mention Ted "I'm one of the best Christians in the world" Haggard. You would think that he could buy some silence from his gay lover with all the money he was fleecing from his... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 3, 2006

Can we leave the Mark of the Beast for a bit to talk about the bible?

My sweet lambs, I was reading an article yesterday about how 7 or 9 Republicans in Kansas are running this year as Democrats. One of the reasons cited is something that I have been saying for about as long as this blog has been around. The good religious folks of Kansas have been fighting a legal... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 2, 2006

The Mark of the Beast and the war on terror

My sweet lambs, Imagine how much easier it would be to harass muslims in America if you had to put down your religious preference in your rfid. It would be easy to add them to a no-fly list. The computer would just automatically block them. No it's not fair but this is, after all, the war on terror.... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 1, 2006

Would the Mark of the Beast make people more honest?

My dear lambs, Would the Mark of the Beast actually accomplish something that religions have struggled with for so long? Honesty. If the government tracks all the money spent in the country, would that change things for people? Would people miss it? I think that one of the most attractive features... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

More on the Mark of the Beast

My precious lambs, I would imagine that readers will become commonplace over time. This made me wonder if it would make it harder for undercover cops to go undercover. Right now they make detectors that are cheap and tell bad guys if someone is transmitting radio signals, like someone wearing a... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 30, 2006

The Mark of the Beast

My sweet lambs, This is where I was headed with yesterday's post. Many religions consider a computer chip injected into a human body to be the mark of the beast. This is crazy of course but that's not the point that I want to make today. The point is how ironic it would be that if I didn't want to... Sign in to see full entry.