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Monday, January 1, 2007Sinners, you have one more day to frolicMy straying lambs, Your Prophet is going to allow you one more day of freedom before we try to get you back on the straight and narrow. I am hoping to be able to save as many souls from destruction as possible in 2007. I will need your help. Happy New Year. Pay the Prophet! Sign in to see full entry.Monday, December 25, 2006Merry ChristmasMy sweet lambs, The Sun of God rises today. It is a day of celebration. Rejoice! Pay the Prophet! Sign in to see full entry.Friday, December 22, 2006Ben, this occurred to me after my last post and you confirmed it but . . .My dear lambs, After so many repititions, faith kind of goes out the window, doesn't it? The Sun of God has risen for millions of years and will likely continue to do so for millions of years. It was pointed out by one of the faithful in our congregation that with our current knowledge, it's not... Sign in to see full entry.Thursday, December 21, 2006The Sun of God is crucified today - no need to mournMy precious lambs, The astrological symbols form a circle which are used to track the passage of the sun. If you connect the symbols in which the solstices and equinoxes occur, they form a cross. And today, the Sun dies on that cross (for those of us in the Northern hemisphere). It is not a day of... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, December 20, 2006My thanks to TVBlogger for dancing nakedMy sweet lambs, Today, my internet connection seems to be working exactly as it is supposed to be. Thank you all for your prayers and rituals. I am sure that your gods made all the difference. Okay, the techs probably had something to do with it as well but let's face it, they wouldn't exist or have... Sign in to see full entry.Tuesday, December 19, 2006The Prophet needs your prayersMy sweet lambs, It is not often that I come to you on my own behalf. I usually implore you to take care of your families, be kind to those around you, and treat other bloggers with respect but I must humbly come before you now with a plea for my own well being. You see, my internet is acting up... Sign in to see full entry.Monday, December 18, 2006This might not seem to go with religion but hear me outMy precious lambs, I renewed my concealed weapons permit. I let it lapse last year. I carried a gun just about 24/7 as a cop and I thought I would see what it was like to be a citizen that doesn't even worry about carrying a gun. I still don't carry one with me but I have the ability. My new job in... Sign in to see full entry.Friday, December 15, 2006How about a little bit of prophecy? After all, I am the Prophet.My precious lambs, My boss and I attended a company Christmas party last night. As part of the festivities, they gave out tickets to draw out for prizes at the end of the night. We played a little bit of 21 with pretend chips and then grabbed some food. When we sat down, I took my raffle ticket out... Sign in to see full entry.Thursday, December 14, 2006Joy and Rapture are mine today. Hallelujah and praise be to all the gods.My precious lambs, I am filled with the spirit today and I cannot contain it. My beaker overfloweth and I must share with all of you so that you too can take part in this wonderful transformation. You see a great and wonderful thing happened to me last night and it is this and its meaning that I... Sign in to see full entry.Wednesday, December 13, 2006Mortal men are not meant to understand gods' waysMy sweet lambs, Have you ever heard this saying when you tried to apply rational thought to some of the thinking and rituals that go behind religion. Humans do very weird things in the name of gods and don't really know why they are doing them. When they ask, they aren't really given much of an... Sign in to see full entry. |