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Sunday, October 14, 2007

Signs I've Seen....

Great People Talk About Ideas Average People Talk About Things Small People Talk About Other People There Are Three Kinds of People; Those Who Make Things Happen, Those Who Watch Things Happen, And.. Those Who Wonder What Happened. This House Guarded by Shotgun 3 Nights per Week, You Guess Which... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 12, 2007

40 Reasons to never leave the house...

Too much sun will give you skin cancer. Going out would require wearing shoes, clothes, etc. An icicle might fall on your head. Those things have been known to kill, you know. You have to stay home and answer the phone. What if you get a call from one of those radio contests, or something? You heard... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Funny Quotes

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. ~ Douglas Adams ~ Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal! ~ Steven Wright ~ The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Funny Conversations

BOY: May I hold your hand? GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY: You love me... GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring BOY: Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Some Wacky Quotes...

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect. If I save time, when do I get it back? The statement below is true. The statement above is false. As I said before, I never repeat myself. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 5, 2007

Funny Facts about Life...

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in New Zealand. (unless you're in New Zealand -then... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Do You Think Like a Psycopath...

Read this question, come up with an answer. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know so far has got it right. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought the man was amazing. She believed him to be her dream hero so much so that... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Crazy Facts....

I n the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb". Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Alcoholic Wisdom

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. ~William Butler Yeats An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

You become to materialistic when....

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman... Sign in to see full entry.

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