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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The Thingie....

There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles a day. One day, he looked in the mirror and noticed he was tan all over except his "thingie." So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed and buried himself in the sand,... Sign in to see full entry.

Oooopppsss...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he... Sign in to see full entry.

Don't Mess With Children !

6 reasons not to mess with children. (1) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Summary of Last Year on My Computer...

SUMMARY OF LAST YEAR ON MY COMPUTER: I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have... Sign in to see full entry.

Darwin Awards...

Yes, it's again that magical time of the year when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious Winner: 1. When his 38 - caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did... Sign in to see full entry.

Dog Food Diet...

I was in Walmart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked me if I had a dog...well... (DUHHHH) I was feeling a bit crabby, so on impulse, I told her NO and that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up... Sign in to see full entry.

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