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Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Dilbert's Best Quotes

1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. 2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. 4. Accept that some days you are... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Romantic 1st Lines...Deadly 2nd Lines

Romantic 1st Lines......Deadly 2nd Lines A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received. I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. Roses are red,... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 30, 2007

FOXTROT-FOXTROT

The aircraft carrier U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln was finally inching up to the pier at Pearl Harbor when the Captain of the ship noticed a sailor on the flight deck gesturing wildly with semaphore flags. He then noticed an attractive young woman standing on top of a station wagon, also waving semaphore... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Smart way to write a love letter....

LOVE/HATE LETTER........... Read this "HATE letter". It is so funny and creative. This is a love letter from a boy to a girl.... However,the girl's father does not like him and wants them stop their relationship......and so.. the boy wrote this letter to the girl. He knows that the girl's father... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

A Man With No Bad Habits

Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money. Suddenly an idea... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, South Carolina, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have... Sign in to see full entry.

I'm in the loo, keep your mouth shut!

This Guy was traveling on a highway and took a stoppage to visit a restroom. Following is the true conversion that happened. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: " Hi, how are you? " I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I don't... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Why This Man Filed For Divorce...

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property." "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

The Breakfast Order

A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and said, "I want two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it's runny, and the other so over cooked it's tough and hard to eat. Also grilled bacon that has been left on the plate to get cold; burnt toast that... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

40 Things You'd Love to Say at Work....

1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit. 2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I’m really easy to get along with once... Sign in to see full entry.

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