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Friday, September 28, 2007

A few reasons why tech support could hate their jobs...

Tech support guys have to deal with lot of silly people. Following are some true conversation recorded. Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one… ——————————————————————————– Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Things People Say That Don't Make Since...

. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Politics explained with cows..

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Think before you wish...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” ”I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Making Girls Behave Themselves...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of year 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

A Few Funny Thoughts....

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? So what's... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

I Need Poison....

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.” The pharmacists eyes got... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 21, 2007

10 Ways to be Annoying

If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call. Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you re a spider person. When attending a movie you ve already seen, yell out: Don t let him in! He s the killer! When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Kids are smart!

Some feel that kids are getting dumber these days. After reading following conversation they will have to change their opinion. TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday? STUDENT: Seven. TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday? STUDENT: Nine. TEACHER: That's impossible. STUDENT: No,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Things you'd like to say at work....but can't

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. How about never? Is never good for you? I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.... Sign in to see full entry.

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