Life in the fast lane--where's the on ramp?

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Monday, February 20, 2012

Meow... (bonus post for this day)

“You never liked me,” Alexis said, exhaling cigarette smoke. “That’s not exactly true,” Jan said with a wave of her hand. “This morning I looked for your name in the paper, and I was quite disappointed not to find it.” “You’re not serious?” “Dead serious, Alexis. I check the obits every day.” Sign in to see full entry.

Remember Herb & Louise?

I woke up thinking about them this morning. As the fog began to lift from my mind under the influence of coffee, I began wandering around the story, picking up details. Herb was an accounting major going for his masters, on the verge of earning his CPA. Louise was a dancer/actor, looking forward to... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Reporter's Notebook: 2-28-2004

Someone gave me a Remington portable typewriter when I was eighteen. My family was living in a low-income project in south Seattle at the time, a 3-bedroom apartment with shiny white porcelain appliances in the bathroom, a working kitchen complete with refrigerator, electric stove, hot and cold... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Poetic Justice (you never know what a jury will do)

A few years back our county's circuit courts were known for record-breaking huge awards to plaintiffs in lawsuits against Big Corporations. Madison County was known as the armpit of the justice system and manufacturers, railroads, pharmaceutical companies, etc., did their best to avoid this... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 17, 2012

An argument for birth control...

Yesterday in a St. Louis suburb a woman went out into her yard to walk her dog. She saw a bundle of towels under a tree, heard mewling noises. At first she thought someone had wrapped a litter of puppies and abandoned them. She made phone calls, finally got the police to come. The bundle held a... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

New bullet train service between Chicago and Detroit

And it's coming soon to connect St. Louis to Chicago. Cruising speed for this Amtrak thing will be around 110 MPH. Bad luck to any cows that may wander onto the tracks in all the farmland between cities. Don't remember if they mentioned Kansas City, but how could they not? Lots of sports fans... Sign in to see full entry.

Walk it off...

It's what coaches say when one of their athletes pulls a muscle. Suck it up, kid. You're tough, it's part of the game. Walk it off. It's what I've been telling myself as I plateau at my current weight. Eating the green leafy stuff, limiting portions, avoiding carbs after lunch time, snacking at... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

The Meet Market...

Couple days ago I mentioned a slow news day feature on shopping habits -- how more men are making the scene at the supermarket. If there's not an overnight fire, a police chase or some horrendous domestic abuse story to fill the space between ads, a news show will find some pabulum to fill the space... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

I love Will Rogers, so for Valentine's day -- things he said

ABOUT GROWING OLDER... First ~Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Breaking news from Channel None

This morning's "First at Five" session with its annoyingly cheerful anchors and Chuckles the weather man featured a breaking economics story. It seems the balance of power among supermarket aisles is shifting. What was once the domain of women, with 80% of shoppers of the female persuasion, is now... Sign in to see full entry.

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