<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rdf:RDF xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><channel rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/BlogRss.aspx/Pat_B"><title>Life in the fast lane--where's the on ramp? - Blogit</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Pat_B/</link><description>Sometimes you have to write it down in order to learn what you really think about life, what it means, how to do what's best. 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The...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Pat_B/998586"><title>Good News</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Pat_B/998586</link><description>Got an election update from the AFCSME retirees in the mail yesterday, and will be checking it out later today. Also received my vote-by-mail ballot. Will be mailing it with a first-class stamp to ensure that it arrives well ahead of election day.</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Pat_B/998509"><title>Old (very old) song lyrics:</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Pat_B/998509</link><description>"Gonna dance with a dolly with a hole in her stocking while her knees keep a-knocking and her toes keep a rocking. Gonna dance with a dolly with a hole in her stocking, Gonna dance by the light of the moon..."</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Pat_B/998481"><title>Nope. Not today!</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Pat_B/998481</link><description>I'm not sharing a story today about how tough it was growing up, or how unfair things were for women when it came to paychecks and chances for advancement. Not going to repeat that old cliche - what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Nobody needs more drama, more 'ain't it awful' or tales of...</description></item><item rdf:about="https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Pat_B/998461"><title>AI</title><link>https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/Pat_B/998461</link><description>In high school I took business classes, knowing that after graduation I'd be looking for a job. Bookkeeping, Office Practice, Typing and others were taught at MHS. 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