Life in the fast lane--where's the on ramp?

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Tuesday, March 23, 2021

Answers revealed - check yesterday's quiz...

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DAYS OF OUR BACKYARD SQUIRRELS

As she crossed between the poles on the wire vine on the way toward her nest tree, Mellie saw a terrifying sight: little Cece at the foot of the tree. Boots was creeping up behind her. She screamed a warning, but her pup didn't seem to hear. From the other maple White Ears screamed the cat was... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 22, 2021

FOUR ITEMS ON THIS LIST ARE NOT OTC OR PRESCRIPTION MEDS.

Which 4 are something else? Jardiance Nucala Farxiga Trulicity Hadacol made up "had ta call" it something Embrel Sunosi Ozempic Aimovig Ibrance Salonpas Botox Zyrtec Humira Breyers ice cream Flonase Stelara Fasenra Beneful dog food Pataday Align Sensodyne Emgality Skyrizi Saresto flea collar Oops! I... Sign in to see full entry.

FOR TAPS, WHO WONDERS ABOUT ANIMAL OBSCENITIES

In general, squirrels' hostile utterances recount the illegitimacy and unworthiness of their object of scorn. They challenge his/her right to draw breath in the world of downright upright denizens. Given enough time, they use profane and graphic terms to describe the steamy stinking swamp from which... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 21, 2021

DAYS OF OUR BACKYARD SQUIRRELS

As the scene opens, Mellie is about to open a peanut. She's on a chair on the front porch as Boots the cat walks leisurely up the sidewalk. Trubbles spots the killer and darts up the maple tree, sounding a warning. He is soon safely out of reach. White Ears begins screaming obscenities, which the... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 20, 2021

DAYS OF OUR BACKYARD SQUIRRELS

As happens in our favorite soap opera from time to time, an interesting character comes back from the dead - so to speak - in the backyard as well. Trubbles, as you saw in yesterday's episode, managed a most unlikely save at the last minute to return to the cast of players. But he is not exactly... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 19, 2021

DAYS OF OUR BACKYARD SQUIRRELS

Trubbles was as surprised as any that he was returned to the backyard after his removal. He'd only been in the wilderness for a day, had not ventured far from the riverbank where the enemy had released him. He was in the tree next to the graveled area when he saw the enemy's vehicle backing toward... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 18, 2021

DAYS OF OUR BACKYARD SQUIRRELS

White Ears and Itchy stuck close to home after Trubbles disappeared. They had backtracked his scent and knew pretty much what had happened. Itchy stayed mostly in the back yard and close to his nest in the walnut tree; White Ears had a place in the maple across the sidewalk from Mellie’s. They... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 17, 2021

BACKYARD SQUIRRELS: THE PROBLEM IS...

I started "Days" on FB - an excuse to lighten the mood, escape politics as usual and the grim reaper numbers on the pandemic. We're all in the mood for a melody, as the song goes. I wrote each little episode on the fly, right on FB rather than in Word and then copy & paste. Only after a couple weeks... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 16, 2021

DAYS OF OUR BACKYARD SQUIRRELS

It was the season when many yards along the block had obstacles blocking the Brick Street troop's usual ground-based pathways. The two-leggeds who nested there had put up what they called campaign signs. Mellie was roused from her nest one night in the dark of the moon when she heard one of the... Sign in to see full entry.

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