Old News (The Unbearable Lightness Of Blogging)

I think the title's pretty much "self-explanatory", so (without further ado) on to the list we go: 10. Playing a little five-on-one. 9. Hand-to-gland combat resulting in dishonorable discharge. 8. Spreading the mayo. 7. Performing a puppet show in your pants. 6. Saying "hello" to your little friend.... Sign in to see full entry.

If you are wondering what would qualify as "excessive dandruff", the answer is "any". Did you know that 93% of Americans will suffer from dandruff at some point in their lives? (The other 7% are in denial.) In fact, as we speak, four out of every eight people on Earth have flaky scalps. Fortunately,... Sign in to see full entry.

I understand breastfeeding is a perfectly natural and beautiful "thing". I don't even necessarily have a problem with mothers doing so in public (assuming it is handled discreetly ). However, this is ridiculous! Click on thumbnail for larger view: Sign in to see full entry.

Facts and information too explicit for primetime blogging hours! NEWS ITEM: Several years ago, an American urologist spent $40,000 to win a bidding war for the, um, nether regions of the late French dictator Napoleon. Before donating the "private parts" to science, the fun-loving physician had the... Sign in to see full entry.

Some of you have undoubtedly heard me mention how much I love my "children", a couple times in passing. Thus, I figured I'd share a few "family photos" with all of you. Each Friday I'll spotlight a different one. MALEFICENT Species: Giant Peruvian Centipede Size: 14 inches (approx.) Diet: "super... Sign in to see full entry.

What exactly is Scientology, anyway? You hear about it constantly, but how many of us truly understand it's principles? When most people hear the term they imagine being lead out to a "giant ship in the desert" and forced (often at gunpoint) to either sign away all their worldly possessions or be... Sign in to see full entry.

Frightening facts about frozen temperatures and why we should all live in fear of them. ~ Did you know that the U.S. city with the most annual snowfall is in California? Blue Canyon receives an average of 240.8 inches of the "white stuff" each year. However, the greatest accumulation over the course... Sign in to see full entry.

~ Are you aware that, in America, breast sizes have been increasing at the alarming rate of nearly an inch a year? Even moreso for the women! The average cup size is now a record 36C. ~ Did you know there are more 20-year-old virgins now than there were in the 1950s? In fact, 29 percent of modern... Sign in to see full entry.

To view the answer to each question, hold down the left mouse button and drag to the end of "the answer" line below each question. 1. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television was: A. Mike and Carol Brady B. Cliff and Clair Huxtable C. Fred and Wilma Flintstone D. Felix... Sign in to see full entry.

10. The "Wet Willie" -- A finger is moistened with mucous (or other bodily fluids) then forced into the victim's earhole and twirled. 9. The "Smurf Bite" -- A severe pinch executed between the thumb and middle finger, braced by the index finger for "added leverage", thus increasing the pain ten... Sign in to see full entry.