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Tuesday, May 2, 2006

Checking in on my peeps

Hey, Ann and Ben. What's up, Ms. Grail! Hello, hello, Azur. Howdy, Krisles (hey, when can we see a picture of you?) And a hearty hardy hello to everyone with a name that I didn't name. I'm still alive and well. Still alive and well. Every now and then I know it's kinda hard to tell, but I'm still... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, April 24, 2006

Working Classless Hero

Gas prices are so high, every time you fart, Exxon gets $3.50. It's strange to me, though, that people complain exclusively about the price of gasoline when everything is so obscenely expensive. Cows must be an endangered species, because milk is $4 a gallon. I don't see any pundit on TV threatening... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 21, 2006

Medical Marijuana: A Pot Summary

The Food and Drug Administration came out yesterday and said that there's no scientific proof that marijuana has any medicinal benefit at all. I disagree with this finding, and I'm going to tell you why. You're stuck in traffic after a long day at work where the boss just chewed you out for putting... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Lucifer In The Sky With Diamonds

Tom Cruise is pregnant! Man, those Seismologists are freaky! I'll never understand it. I won't go any further, cause I realize it's politically incorrect to make fun of any religion besides Christianity and Judaism. There are no bad religions, only good ones. Why, I know a Satanist just down the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Assault with a Deadly Preppy

I was gang-raped by the Holy Cross lacrosse team. It's so humiliating, because... well, IT'S A LACROSSE TEAM! That's only one step above being slapped around by croquet players. What is lacrosse? It's field-waterpolo! You have to be drained of your testosterone prior to joining a team; it's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 20, 2006

Do You Watch 24?

The following blog takes place between now and whenever I finish. Incidentally, does Jack Bauer ever have a boring day? Just once, they should have an episode where he sits around in an easy-chair, scratching his balls, and watching Spanish soap operas all day. Every waking moment of this guy's life... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 17, 2006

HEY, YA DRUNK BARSTUD

IRISH I WAS AN OSCAR MEYER WIENER! HAPPY ST. PATTY'S! IT'S JUST PAST 6:00 AND I'M SHIFFACED! HOW DO THEY GET THAT BEER GREEN? I JUST NEED TO KNOW... IT'S A VERY IMPRESSIVE REALLY. I MEAN, ONCE THEY LEARNED HOW TO SPLICE THE ATOM WE HAD THE A-BOMB AND GREEN BEER, GOD BLESS EVERYONE! I WAS THINKING OF... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Death to a Bad Egg (if you haven't read this before then it's new)

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. What a measurable way to spend your life! What kind of wall? What was the draw of this specific wall? I don't see the fascination. Did he have a particularly good view? Some Neighborhood Watch post or something? What a nosy bastard! Get off your moral high horse, you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 10, 2006

Archives - Melody Moments

11/7/04... " DJ... u r incredible, ” Melody said to me in her soft, gentle hand, shorthand-type typing. Spontaneously she wrote this, in the middle of one of our typical typathons. I didn't know why she said it; however, the best occurrences needn't be bogged down with explanation and reason. A... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 2, 2006

28 SEXIEST - Did You Make the List?

Don't know if this picture will make it by the censors, but if I get kicked off for something, it might as well be for bringing you Vida Guerra and her derriere. Hey, she's wearing underwear; sort of. I didn't know what to write today, so I decided to make a list of My Great 28. Vida made the number... Sign in to see full entry.

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I sit up here, taking up space in my spaceship, while observing planet earth with all its quirky whats, whatnots, and what-have-yous, and I attempt to solve all the world's problems with mental duct tape and saran wrap. The solutions to all the wurl's woes can be found here in cryptic candy coding. (Like The Da Vinci Code starring Forrest Gump.) If you can't see the answers, your questioning comes into question.

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