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Friday, August 4, 2006

THERE'S GOT TO BE A MORNING AFTER

I'm up for debate on this one -- I'm a master debater (ha ha). Is the FDA hindering Barr Pharmaceuticals Inc.'s bid for nonprescription sales of its new birth control pill, Plan B, based on anything other than conservative ideology? I guess this latest interception contraception prevents pregnancy... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 3, 2006

Bush Being Briefed on Brazilians

I can't take any credit for this one. Got it in an e-mail a couple days ago and figured you might get a kick out of it. I would give credit to its author, but there was no signature or anything. It's that Anonymous person again -- man, he's everywhere! Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 2, 2006

You Say You Want A Revolution

Castro is an asshole and that's factual and actual. Hey, have you ever noticed that you can say "ass" on TV, in newspapers, and on radio and you can say "hole," but you can't put the two together and say "asshole?" Who's the asshole that makes these rules?! I digress. Fidel going to hell on an... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 30, 2006

Shoot A Believer for Gomer

I would have a cartoon of the devil on my blog so you would know how much of a bad-ass I am, but I think that would be a sign that I'm trying too hard. Actually, maybe a picture of me in a wife-beater tank top holding a boa constrictor would do the trick? Hey, sometimes a cigar is just a snake. Do... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 13, 2006

I LOVE THE '70S -- Actually, Any Decade'll Do

I'm addicted to nostalgia. Have you been watching these " I Love the '70s " shows on VH1? As of late, VH1 has pretty much turned into the extremely softcore porn channel, with all the Top 100 sexploitation countdowns of like "Most Nudity in a Nude Scene Involving Nakedness," or "Maxim's 100 Most... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

OH MY GOD!

Let's talk about God. Why? Because nobody else is doing it. ( Sarcasm alert! ) When one puts their opinion about God out there it either gets completely ignored, for lack of anything new to say on the subject, vehemently opposed by the holier-than-thou blasphemy committee, or it gets shot down by a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 6, 2006

IS THIS TRUE?!

NASA launched another space shuttle -- this time into outer space -- and we're going to no doubt reap countless benefits from this multibillion dollar enterprise. It's just a rumor, but I hear that, all this time, NASA has been building an exact replica of planet Earth, so when North Korea fires the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 29, 2006

Butt Light

How many Pakistani prison inmates does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Swear to Allah, some prisoner in Pakistan had a complete lightbulb lodged up his ass, and he had no idea how it got there. Said he woke up with strange pain in his abdomen. I had kidney stones recently, but no effin lightbulbs.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 17, 2006

Random Acts of Savagery

If you were a character from Winnie the Pooh, you'd be fuckin' Eeyore. What are you talking about? I'm nothing like Eeyore! I didn't say you were like him; I said you'd be fuckin' him. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

My Subject My Subject My Subject

I recently started messing around with MySpace in order to bait small children into having sex with me. (Who am I to buck a trend after all?) So that's why I've neglected my other space -- here. I've really fallen behind on everything. I need to do some reading so I knowz where you bloggers is at.... Sign in to see full entry.

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I sit up here, taking up space in my spaceship, while observing planet earth with all its quirky whats, whatnots, and what-have-yous, and I attempt to solve all the world's problems with mental duct tape and saran wrap. The solutions to all the wurl's woes can be found here in cryptic candy coding. (Like The Da Vinci Code starring Forrest Gump.) If you can't see the answers, your questioning comes into question.

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