Assault with a Deadly Preppy
I was gang-raped by the Holy Cross lacrosse team. It's so humiliating, because... well, IT'S A LACROSSE TEAM! That's only one step above being slapped around by croquet players. What is lacrosse? It's field-waterpolo! You have to be drained of your testosterone prior to joining a team; it's... Sign in to see full entry.