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nice list...
but you missed a few
posted by
FreelancerX
on March 16, 2006 at 8:31 AM
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cunning,
I was going to say something here, but somehow my mind is on other things at the moment. The only problem here is that you need to have an illustrated list of names.
I also recommend that you look up Shakira. She's a Colombiana who does Spanish vocals, mostly of the Rock variety. I guarantee that your socks will be knocked off, particularly if you see/hear her perform.

posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 7, 2006 at 1:46 PM
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Can I be # 31???
LOL! ~L~ xo
posted by
Anony_Miss
on March 6, 2006 at 2:33 PM
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QUEEN!
it's against the law for a 14-year-old to have an ass like that; that's entrapment! :-)
Good to see you around, Lady.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on March 4, 2006 at 9:46 AM
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FOOD4THOUGHT
I think I can convert Ellen. I'm always up for a challenge. Marge Simpson is very animated in the bedroom, if you know what I'm saying. She's got a reputation. Oprah... I'll leave that one alone. She likes to talk during, which is okay normally, but she wants to talk about feelings. Yikes
posted by
CunningLinguist
on March 4, 2006 at 9:43 AM
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LENSMAN
Think nothing of it. I'm flattered to be mistaken for David :-)
take care.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on March 4, 2006 at 9:34 AM
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AHHHHHH CUNNI
I bettcha I had an ass like this when I was ohhhhh say about 14!
posted by
ALWAYSALOVER
on March 3, 2006 at 6:09 PM
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Mr. Linguist...
To lend an air of sophistication, I used Mr. And now, two additions, Marge Simpson, Oprah Winfrey and Ellen Degeneress. Hey, at least I have a shot with Marge!
posted by
food4thought
on March 3, 2006 at 5:44 PM
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Cunning
I see I had addressed my comment to David S-1 rather than you. Probably because I'd just finished reading his comment. Sorry for that...
posted by
Lensman
on March 3, 2006 at 9:34 AM
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DrJPT
I play air guitar. I think you should start beating your husband. I usually don't endorse spousal abuse, but anybody who forbids dancing needs a frying pan upside the head.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on March 3, 2006 at 8:41 AM
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I'm #30 After M.P.O.
I am a dancer in my other life.... Of course, my husband blocked it, so I can only dance at home.
posted by
Dr_JPT
on March 3, 2006 at 8:38 AM
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ATIGAM
Vida Guerra has the same effect on me. Just always remember to throw a plastic cover over the keyboard before things get messy.
Y'all come back now, ya hear
posted by
CunningLinguist
on March 3, 2006 at 8:10 AM
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Oh, oh . . .
Oh! Oh! Ungh! Oomph! Uh! Uh! Uh! Gah! Oh, oh . . . Veeeeeeeeeeeee Daaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(slump)
(gasping)
(sigh)
T-thanks, Cunning.
posted by
atigam
on March 2, 2006 at 4:22 PM
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HOLY GRAIL
I'm short to begin with, but the fact that I'm always sitting down makes me appreciate things at eye level, so that might explain it (along with my appreciation for a swell bottom).
My one True Love stands at a whopping 5' 2', but she's an absolute Amazon.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on March 2, 2006 at 2:56 PM
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cl
Well I can't really chime in much on this one! Except to say that I tend to like shorties too, as long as they're taller than me. The majority of heartthrobs in my life (however few they may be) and my true love have all been about 5' 7". Most chicks dig tall men. And it's not that I don't like them....
posted by
Holy_Grail
on March 2, 2006 at 2:51 PM
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SEX RAG
I can't take offense to that; it's way too accurate.
:-)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on March 2, 2006 at 2:40 PM
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Cunning--I'd never INTENTIONALLY call you an ASS, lol!!!
I did call you DAWG, though...hope I did NOT offend thee!!!
;-)
~Sex Rag~ xoxo
posted by
Anony_Miss
on March 2, 2006 at 2:33 PM
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SEX RAG
When you said "what an ass!" I was all ready to take offense (knee-jerk reaction). But, you are correct, ma'am;Vida is packing a splendid buttocks.
Bottoms up! 
posted by
CunningLinguist
on March 2, 2006 at 2:24 PM
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Wow--what an ASS!!! lol!
You could bounce a quarter off that thing and it would come back a DOLLAR!!!
Nice post, cunning, you DAWG!!!
~L~ xoxo
posted by
Anony_Miss
on March 2, 2006 at 2:16 PM
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ALLERGICHOBBIT
You've got great taste. I grew up on Alyssa Milano. (Well, not literally.)
Thanks for stopping by.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on March 2, 2006 at 1:39 PM
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PASSIONFLOWER
You know, not one of them has ever complained. :-)
good to see you, Passionflower.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on March 2, 2006 at 1:36 PM
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LENSMAN
Any heterosexual man who saw the movie Freda has to have Selma Hayek on their list. Smokin'!
Thanks for the click.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on March 2, 2006 at 1:31 PM
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M.P.O.
You possibly could have been #29, but I'll keep that tidbit of information under wraps. ;-)
I have to be honest, though, Uma Thurman wouldn't have made my top 1000 -- she does nothing for me. Now, Maria Sharapova is all kinds of gorgeous. One of the things that makes me unusual -- hush now -- is that I generally go for shorties. For instance, Vida stands at a luscious 5' 2" and Vanessa is about the same. It's not that I don't like tall women, but, for whatever reason, I lean towards petite and bodaciously curvaceous.
Russian, you say? Nice! 
posted by
CunningLinguist
on March 2, 2006 at 1:26 PM
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Linguist-Man! Excellent list!
I'm partial to Kate Beckinsale but I'm glad my other favorites also made the list:
Alyssa Milano
Natalie Portman
Ali Landry

posted by
AllergicHobbit
on March 2, 2006 at 12:32 PM
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Wow! You got a whole lot of girlfriends....
How do you find time for them all????
posted by
Passionflower
on March 2, 2006 at 12:08 PM
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Why thank you, David.
"She who falls in love with herself,
soon has no rivals."
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 2, 2006 at 10:47 AM
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David
As I was reading, I was getting all set to write a comment saying, "Hey, you forgot Salma Hayek!" But of course, you had included her. How could you not? Good list.
posted by
Lensman
on March 2, 2006 at 10:20 AM
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MPO
You are at least a person I have had conversation with; unlike (obviously enough) the others on the list.
I would put you way higher than 29! 
posted by
David1Spirit
on March 2, 2006 at 10:15 AM
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Quote:
Did You Make the List?
I must have been #29.
I'm trying to think which women I would be most attracted to (if I had a penis) ... Uma Thurman, maybe ... Charlize Theron ... plus, a few models. I know my boyfriend loves Keira Knightley and Milla Jovovich.
P.S. Among your list, I'd be most impressed with Maria Sharapova. For two reasons: (1) she's a fellow Russian and (2) I've actually seen her in person (at a local tennis tournament). Christ, she's tall, btw. I'm usually the tallest girl in every room, but she made me look like Smurfette.
"Tell a woman she is beautiful
and the Devil will repeat it to her ten times."
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 2, 2006 at 10:11 AM
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DAVID1SPIRIT
God bless you! God already blessed Vida. I mean would ya just look at that! I'm dying of assphyxiation over here.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on March 2, 2006 at 10:09 AM
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Vida and that bootie!
posted by
David1Spirit
on March 2, 2006 at 10:05 AM
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