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Monday, February 27, 2006

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I'm immature, and this isn't just because my favorite TV shows are cartoons. Something happened in my life where someone or something pushed me ahead in time to where I'm 30 years old. I know a lot of you are rolling your eyes now. "30 years old... wow, I have navel lint older than that." But my... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 24, 2006

American Blogger Idle

When I was just a naive adolescent boy Paula Abdul was someone to whom many a semen stain was attributed to. She's still drop dead gorgeous, but oftentimes I find myself wishing that she would. I haven't watched much of American Idol this season. It's not Paula or Simon Cowell that drive me away,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 23, 2006

Naked Ice Skaters (no suh, don't fall for it!)

It's not that easy being green, or pasty white with blue lips. They saw my true colors shining through at the hospital because I had the flu. I don't recommend the flu. Sure, it has its upsides, with everyone you see all dressed up for you in masks and yellow raincoats, surgical gloves etc. It felt... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 28, 2006

Bloggers, Please Help Me! (iPod issues)

I have iPod Paralysis. Recently got a kick-ass new iPod, but I'm running into a couple of snags and I'm hoping one of you veterans in this form of music playing might be able to assist me. I have a ridiculous amount of music filling up my hard drive. About 2300 MP3's. Over the years, I've ripped... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Oxy Jen (keeping up appearances repost)

Oxy Jen got her license today (they call her that because she wears so much Clearasil). Yes, she's 16 and a half and old enough to drive. That's how come they gave her her license, you see. Jen asked for permission to borrow the Mom & Pop Chevy for a 'night out with the gals.' Pop asked her how long... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 23, 2006

Coffee Fiend - O' That Blessed Bean

What the world needs now is coffee, sweet coffee. I have a jumbo headache right now, but only had a small cup of cappuccino this morning. This is a bad combination. Somebody bought me the cappuccino, so I can't complain -- but I will, because I'm always overcoming the odds. (I overcome the evens,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 21, 2006

My New Blog

Melody vs. Malady Winning argument gets 20 clicks. Let's get ready to rumble! Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 20, 2006

Objection! Argumentative. Objectionable Material

Are you disagreeable? Has anyone ever called you disagreeable and you argued with 'em about it? I'm thinking about starting a new blog where I encourage bloggers to disagree with me. I'll write an essay on topics ranging from abortion and racism to whether or not Crackerjack prizes have gotten... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 12, 2006

Abusing Cunt

Sen. Ted Kennedy has a really huge head. He's Head Kennedy and you could land an F-16 fighter jet on his cube-shaped cranium. But that's not what I want to talk about. I want to talk to you about Kennedy abusing cunt. I live in Massachusetts, home of the American royal family, the Kennedys, and the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

More Stuff That Could've Happened

A woman in Austin sues her siamese twin. The accused purchased bunkbeds, claiming it was something she'd always wanted. She then insisted that she be the one to sleep on the top bunk, while leaving her sister hanging over the side, resulting in chronic back pain and a new fear of heights. After the... Sign in to see full entry.

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I sit up here, taking up space in my spaceship, while observing planet earth with all its quirky whats, whatnots, and what-have-yous, and I attempt to solve all the world's problems with mental duct tape and saran wrap. The solutions to all the wurl's woes can be found here in cryptic candy coding. (Like The Da Vinci Code starring Forrest Gump.) If you can't see the answers, your questioning comes into question.

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