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Friday, September 29, 2006

Limelight Lemmings

Follow the leader right off a cliff. Copycat crimes by a generation lured by the limelight. Subliminal minions, millions of watchers, observe the new religion of sensationalism and celebrity. Fifteen minutes is all they aspire to be on the news on TV. It doesn't matter if they have to sell their... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

The Departed

I don't know about you, but I'm psyched about this movie! Every flick that's come out for the past couple of years or so has been either remakes, sequels, superheroes, Disney & Pixar's Manipulative Merchandise Marketing Machine of Child Exploitation Inc., or political pandering. However, my... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 25, 2006

The "What Does This Ace-hole Have To Say?" Conundrum

Are there bloggers here you can't stand, but read anyway? I read some of 'em because I can't stand 'em. They're like a canker sore that your tongue can't seem to stop playing with despite the irritation. I don't like them benefiting from my lack of self-control, though. The worst part is, they know... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Who'd Have Ever Believed It?

Leave Willie Nelson alone! So he got caught with a pound and a half of pot and some magical mystery mushrooms. Clearly he thought the marijuana was spinach with the E. coli, and returning it was the right thing to do. Stop using our tax dollars in an effort to prevent Willie Nelson from being Willie... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 15, 2006

TODAY IS MELODY'S BIRTHDAY!

Today started it all for Ms. Melody. She was born at a very young age, with less teeth and less hair and less roundabouts. As she grew up, she got bigger. She turned into quite the eye-catching, fetching young lass. When they made her, they broke the mold. Which pisses me off to this day, because,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 14, 2006

HE SAID WHAT???

This one's dedicated to those who've never had anything dedicated to them before. This one goes out to all the inside people... or it stays in, rather. This is for those people that never get remembered in acceptance speeches - Thank you, uh... whatever-your-name-is. To all the little people who get... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 11, 2006

Who We Are

And What We're About Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

CHAOSMOSIS

This is a stream of consciousness writing experiment. For I have nothing to write but write itself. Just going to see where my mind takes me, and if it cares to go for a stroll. Been thinking a lot about enlightened gurus as of late. The type you see in kung fu movies or walking around monasteries.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 18, 2006

JonBenet Ramsey

Can you believe it's been ten years? Ten years! Man, these are different times we're living in (anybody could say that at any time I suppose). Tabloids are our modern-day timelines. " Yeah, I remember that; it was about three years before O.J. " "On the day in question, it was precisely three weeks... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, August 7, 2006

THE PRICE OF GAS: A Love Story

Two miracles occurred that I never would have guessed. I asked her to the Prom for one and second she said yes. The girl I had it bad for since early seventh grade. The picture of perfection: Ms. Kimmie Lynne Slade. I pulled up in front of her house, looking stellar in my tux. I try to front... Sign in to see full entry.

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I sit up here, taking up space in my spaceship, while observing planet earth with all its quirky whats, whatnots, and what-have-yous, and I attempt to solve all the world's problems with mental duct tape and saran wrap. The solutions to all the wurl's woes can be found here in cryptic candy coding. (Like The Da Vinci Code starring Forrest Gump.) If you can't see the answers, your questioning comes into question.

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