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Thursday, March 8, 2007

Eventually

Eventually, I'll get around to it. Eventually, I'll do it. In the meantime, I'll waste time. I can face time, but I'm blind to it. Now's here but as background noise. I don't pay it much mind. At times I avoid. A possible page-turner Gets placed on the back burner For trivial drivel. I'm a lab rat... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 4, 2007

Memoirs of a Forgetful Man

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Thursday, March 1, 2007

Good, the Bitch Deserved It!

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

I Must Be The Gayest Heterosexual

There’s a little secret about me, which I don’t like to brag about at frat parties or NRA meetings. I avoid bringing up the subject while showering with other men, as well. How can I put this… Well, I’m just going to come right out with it. I like Romance! I know, I know, I just heard a testosterone... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 1, 2007

Thursday's with Cunning

The world is coming to an end. In fact, it just did. Now it's coming to a new beginning. Now it's coming to theater near you. The world gets a bad rap these days. And it's unfortunate, because these days are the only ones we have nowadays. Is it really as bad as we make it out to be? Are we totally... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 29, 2007

Subterranean Homesick News

I am an alien from inner-space, deep in the uncharted recesses of the brain. (That's right it's recess, so let's play.) I was separated from myself at birth and am looking to reunite with me. I'm your underground informant; or, as Bono put it: "A mole digging in a hole, digging up my soul now, going... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 28, 2007

What's Going on Here?

I got a new computer! Life is good, and I'm planning a comeback. That's right, I'm the Meatloaf of Blogit and this is "Bat Out Of Hell 37". For those of you who remember who I am - thank you. For those who don't, forget-about-it. check in on me from time to time. I'm planning on checking out new... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Keys to Success

I tiptoed across the room naked looking for my keys. Of course, I knew my keys weren't in the room - they were outside - but I wasn't about to go out there, because the thermometer read three below zero. I had too much to drink for logic to kick in, but not enough to drink in order to numb me to the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 5, 2006

My Promise to You

As your next elected official, I promise to make many promises. I have decided not to run as a Democrat nor as a Republican, because I recently found out that certain people don't vote for you if you are one and not the other. My staff and I have discussed the possibility of creating our own party... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 4, 2006

Sex Offenders And Basil Pizza

I couldn't believe it when I got an instant message from Mark Foley yesterday. For one thing, I thought I was too old to be courted by a congressman. Well, he's a former congressmen now, so he's free to turn his attention to being a full-time Internet Predator and eventually end up getting caught on... Sign in to see full entry.

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I sit up here, taking up space in my spaceship, while observing planet earth with all its quirky whats, whatnots, and what-have-yous, and I attempt to solve all the world's problems with mental duct tape and saran wrap. The solutions to all the wurl's woes can be found here in cryptic candy coding. (Like The Da Vinci Code starring Forrest Gump.) If you can't see the answers, your questioning comes into question.

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