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Monday, April 23, 2007

Oral Sex in the Fifth Dimension

The other day I stumbled upon an article in some neuroscience blog talking about breakthroughs in the development of drugs that might one day be able to make us smarter. I got really excited, because the ginseng-green-tea-transcendental-floss-philosophy ain't muttin' the custard. The New Wage... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 19, 2007

I Thought of Something to Say

A naked fan runs onto the field during a sporting event. It's a rare occurrence, but it does happen occasionally. He's had too much to drink and he's tired of not being the center of attention, so he peels off his BVDs, exposing a body in its entirety which was never meant to be seen by the light of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

And So It Blows

The East Coast recently got a blowjob. The whispering winds changed to bellowing gusts of profanity, knocking things to and fro. I was thinking about going surfing, and I actually did. I started surfing the net, hoping to find a reasonably-priced windbreaker with which to break wind. Instead I found... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

My Rebuttal to Melody's First Post

In response to Melody's Black Helicopter Theories regarding Disney's nefarious approach to marketing being somehow the fault of Republicans, I would inform you that this is typical of my comrade...ah, friend and associate. Bread getting stuck to the roof of your mouth when eating a peanut butter... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

LLM: “Just wanted to drop in and say hi!” Salut, merci beaucoup, Lovelylady

from Melody!! Thank you for stopping by the Linguist's blog to say hi to me. What's your take on CL's rambling on false advertisements? CL and Holygrail were perplexed with Disney's overabundance of consideration with the public. Via pop-ups, spam and all available media, Disney informed the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Holy_Grail: "I thought I was the only one who noticed that it's always...

the 'last chance' to get a Disney movie on DVD." She continues, "It's like those infamous farewell tours!" Yeah, this is why I still don't believe that there's not going to be a Beatles reunion. John and George are just in the Beatles Vault temporarily. I started telling people several years ago... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, April 9, 2007

Afzal50 says: "Sometimes the name of the movies don't match the contents ."

Ain't that the truth, Brother. We need to start hacking up these people who use false advertising. I'm not interested in the Uncensored, Directors Cut edition of 101 Dalmatians. And why do they keep putting movies into the "Disney Vault" if they're gonna just keep taking 'em out again with the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Warning: Gratuitous Fuzzy Animals & Whimsical Beheadings Inside

Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts, have movies gotten carried away with graphic violence or what? How do you like your hero, regular or decapitated? They're grinding out gory stories at a rapid clip these days. The only plot present in the majority of movies being produced lately are... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007

All About Ass

I would like to get into ass with you today, if you don’t mind. Not literally. I’m thinking more along the lines of the incremental acceptance of the word “ass” in media and entertainment. I’m a young man, but I’ve seen the shift in acceptability of this word gradually occur and it makes me wonder... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Way Too Cool

Did you ever stop to think how freakin' amazing the Internet is? I mean, remember in the 80's when computers were huge, white boxes and Where in the World Is Carmen San Diego was the only thing worth getting excited about? Now we can communicate with somebody on the other side of the world in real... Sign in to see full entry.

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I sit up here, taking up space in my spaceship, while observing planet earth with all its quirky whats, whatnots, and what-have-yous, and I attempt to solve all the world's problems with mental duct tape and saran wrap. The solutions to all the wurl's woes can be found here in cryptic candy coding. (Like The Da Vinci Code starring Forrest Gump.) If you can't see the answers, your questioning comes into question.

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