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I thought Alec had bollitas.... You are the BOMB... THE REAL
BOMBA!!!!
Melody
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 18, 2007 at 5:28 PM
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JUSTI
Thanks. I'll be cool and accept my Oscar via satellite from some undisclosed location. I'm not Melody, though, I'm her friend Daniel. Blessed Be Melody has far too much class and more self-control than to stoop to my level lol. She's the sugar, I'm the cyanide.
Thanks for stopping by and for the opposable digits up.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on August 1, 2006 at 7:47 AM
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Melody
Hello! You deserve an Oscar. I would have said all of it but could not think of it. So here's to YOU!
posted by
Justi
on July 31, 2006 at 10:54 PM
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CL
Yes, we definitely wouldn't want anyone knowing you were ever that desperate.
Blaming it on too much alcohol is always a good excuse........we've all been there one time or another.
posted by
BlondeAmbition007
on July 31, 2006 at 10:44 AM
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BLONDEAMBITION007
Haha, it's a strong possibility. She had that uni-brow going, too. Bitch looked like Burt from Sesame Street. uh, I might as well make myself drunk in this story, so I look better. Certainly made her look better.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on July 31, 2006 at 10:38 AM
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CL
Was that what made her blind?
posted by
BlondeAmbition007
on July 31, 2006 at 10:22 AM
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BLONDEAMBITION007
Amazing Grace, was blind but now ya see. Hey, Grace wasn't all that great, between you and I. Sure, she enjoyed the multiple orgasms, but I didn't like the multiple organisms growing in her back hair. Grace was overrated.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on July 31, 2006 at 10:17 AM
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STONECOLD434
Nice of you to say. I'm loving this, seeing new faces along with old friends. I'll be stopping in on your place, see what you've got going over there. Thanks for reading.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on July 31, 2006 at 10:12 AM
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CL
It's a miracle.....I can see.....I can see!
I guess I'm paranoid now after this happeneded to me recently........I thought it happened again....I should have known better.
posted by
BlondeAmbition007
on July 31, 2006 at 10:12 AM
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BLINDAMBITION007
Who deleted your comment? Certainly not me. The censorship don't float around here. Come bold every time it's the only way to be. And thanks again.
Glad to have you aboard my... uh, readership.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on July 31, 2006 at 10:06 AM
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OFFBEATS
Yeah a perverted handle can take you a long way. Haha
posted by
CunningLinguist
on July 31, 2006 at 10:03 AM
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MYSTERIA!
Never expected this kind of reception. Thanks. Mysteria, you know I'm just a tool for the Higher Power to use for his/her Will. That's it, I'm a complete tool.
Thank you for the kind words.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on July 31, 2006 at 10:00 AM
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Now that
was a good post. I read some of that guy's stuff the other day....it is tired. When Jesus is outlawed, only...Anyway, good stuff, very enjoyable. Like your style man.
posted by
stonecold434
on July 31, 2006 at 9:59 AM
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CL
Man....I guess I'm too blunt....everyone always delete's my comments 
I will keep tuning in, I like your style!
posted by
BlondeAmbition007
on July 31, 2006 at 9:52 AM
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BLONDEAMBITION007
Haha, no, not at all... I mean, yeah, some.*cough* Question of testicular fortitude notwithstanding, I said my peace, gave him a piece of my mind, and now have peace of mind. Thanks for your encouragement, BlondeAmbition007.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on July 31, 2006 at 9:50 AM
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WoW BeHead A non beliver for Allah! I say, I love this side of you
You are gushing with a rare kind of wit, and three cheers to that which inspires this kind of thinking in you.
It is high end my brotha 
<<< SoLiD
posted by
mysteria
on July 31, 2006 at 9:46 AM
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CL
I never thought of that...maybe I should change it...lol
posted by
Offy
on July 31, 2006 at 9:46 AM
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OFFBEATS
Much appreciated. Yeah, I've got PMS going on: Poor Me Syndrome, but if I can rub two sticks together and make water, I can turn this thing around.
Hey, I'm funny looking too! Thanks for reading, OFFBEATS. Incidentally, if I were only somewhat dyslexic, your name would reveal a young man's favorite pastime. (sorry, obscene and lowbrow.)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on July 31, 2006 at 9:35 AM
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CL
Wow....you have balls! Cool! Thanks for sharing.......that was refreshing.
posted by
BlondeAmbition007
on July 31, 2006 at 9:33 AM
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CL
What a fun read..I don't like the brow beating either. Course if they found another part of the anatomy to whip I might enjoy it. Sorry this is happening to you, but better you than me I guess!
Your a very funny person!
posted by
Offy
on July 31, 2006 at 9:22 AM
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PASSIONFLOWER!
I disagreed with him the other day and he told me I was wrong and essentially stupid for doing so. So, I just put my thumb back up my ass, scratched my head -- in that order -- and continued on in my oblivious state of unenlightenment. Me so confused!
posted by
CunningLinguist
on July 31, 2006 at 9:11 AM
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The thing about those (like Gomer) who dish it out is:
That they're usually BIG FREAKIN' WHINEY BABIES who actually can't take it. If you try to make any relevant points, they don't know how to respond intelligently.
I believe these people must get their IQ from a Cracker Jack Box.
posted by
Passionflower
on July 31, 2006 at 9:02 AM
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KATRAY
Pleased to hear that. And thank
you for saying so. Have a great day.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on July 31, 2006 at 8:57 AM
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Great post; brought a smile CL
Thanks.
posted by
Katray2
on July 31, 2006 at 7:27 AM
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HOLY_GRAIL!
For somebody who wasn't going to comment... sheesh.
If I were to go after all the Christian-bashers I'd need several Buddhist lifetimes or I'd need to convert to Mountain Dewism for energy. I'm sure you're right about his deal being nothing but shtick. The problem with shock value attention seekers is that they keep having to turn it up a notch to stay relevant ("This one goes to 11"). I wouldn't shut him up, mind you, but if he's going to dish it out he better be ready to take it. I'm also in agreement with you that forcing your religion down somebody's throat, though kinky, is not the way to go. If you have to try so hard to get others to believe, it's not them you're trying to convince. Same with atheists.
Thanks for reading and for your time and thought.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on July 31, 2006 at 7:18 AM
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MOON_SPIRIT
Thanks a bunch. Man, if my head gets anymore swollen it'll be a Gomer Dome.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on July 31, 2006 at 6:57 AM
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JANESOPINION
First, let me say... you've got a drinking problem. Somebody has to be the one to tell you. The intravenous line connected to you and the beer ball is cause for an intervention. Urine trouble.
Thirdly, I'm skipping secondly.
In closing I'd like to say the opening a-gain... Thank you for the click n' read. I'm glad you have such a juvenile sense of humor 
posted by
CunningLinguist
on July 31, 2006 at 6:47 AM
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PASSIONFLOWER!
You multicolored madwoman, how is ya?! If I'm your hero, I shall try to be a worthy role model in the mold of the Pillsbury Doughboy. (Role model -- get it? Stop rollin' your eyes!) And I love a parade! As for the scantily clad babes, though: I've taken a vow of celery... celebrity... celibacy, so that I can have a valid excuse for not understanding women, therefore, no more impure thoughts. Lead me not into temptation and deliver me from those with menstruation. Of course I'm not serious.
Thanks for reading and for the very kind words, Passionate One.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on July 31, 2006 at 6:30 AM
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Oddly, as long as I've been a member I've never read him. So, I can't
truly comment here....But I will anyway. I have no problem with anyone bashing Christianity, but when someone makes it his or her "life's work," then I think they've got issues. It's probably nothing but schtick, but it can get obnoxious. Just like Christians, or people of any faith, going door to door or on "missions" cramming their religion down someone's throat. Give it a rest. I believe what I believe, you believe what you believe. I guess I just can't abide that "I'm right and you're an idiot" mentality, whatever the person's belief. I mean, some may call me wishy-washy because my beliefs of the spiritual and religious nature are sort of ever-changing. I'm kind of an uncommitted agnostic, but not really. I just don't talk about because it's no one's business. And I sure don't go on tirades criticizing fundamental Christians or Atheists because I don't agree with them! Spiritual beliefs are very personal, and very important to a lot of people, and I think they should ALL be respected. There, I'm done.
posted by
Holy_Grail
on July 30, 2006 at 5:48 PM
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CL, you are an amazingly dexterous linguist with coyote like cunning! Moon_Spirit 
posted by
syzygy
on July 30, 2006 at 5:33 PM
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I was laughing so hard when I read this,
I had to make an emergency trip to the bathroom to empty my full bladder . . . .
OK, more info than any of us need, but seriously, this was hilarious, and it would seem that Gomer has met his match. Finally! Someone who can put a humorous spin on his persistent and perennially obnoxious anti-Christian rhetoric.
Well done, Cunninglinguist, you, well, you cunning linguist!
posted by
JanesOpinion
on July 30, 2006 at 5:30 PM
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I wish you'd post this in great big RED letters....
I loved every WORD of it and have said as much myself (though not as well).
I hate when any person or GROUP tries to SHOVE its beliefs down my throat!! I ALSO thinks its very SAD when a MAN (or whatever!) must evelate HIMself by cutting others down.
What kind of PRICK would do such childish, imbecilic (only you will know if this is truly NOT a word) things to another????? My fav line in your discourse is:::::
about his mother, but I don't believe in his mother because I've never seen her.
You're my hero.
We should give you a parade
and some scantily clad babes for your enjoyment.
posted by
Passionflower
on July 30, 2006 at 5:13 PM
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