We were so poor...
my mother milked the cat for our cereal.... my mother dipped rubberbands into sugar so we could have chewing gum.... we had ratloaf for meatloaf.... some one liners from santa.... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, December 14, 2012
Once a blonde...
A blonde dyed her hair to red one day, then she takes a walk down the road and comes upon a farm. She walks up to the fenced yard where the farmer is counting his sheeps. The farmer said hello and that if she guessed how many he had, then she can keep one. The blonde thought it was a great idea, so... Sign in to see full entry.
Desert
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert because their car broke down. The redhead grabs some water, the brunette grabs some food, and the blonde grabs the car door. They began walking, when the redhead turns to the brunette and says," Why did you bring the food?" She replies,... Sign in to see full entry.
3 Sacks
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were running away from the cops. They ran into a barn, and each hid in a sack. The cops came and kicked the sack with the redhead in it, she said, "meow..." The cops said, " It's just a cat," and goes on and kicks the sack with the brunette. She says, " woof..."... Sign in to see full entry.
disneyland
One day two blondes decided to take a trip to Disney Land. They were riding down the road and all of a sudden they came to a fork in the road and a sign said disneyland left. So they looked at each other and said dangit and went back home. Sign in to see full entry.
santa and the blondes
there were three people walking on the street.a smart blonde, a stupid blonde and santa clause.suddenly, they see on the ground 100$.question: wich of them pick it up? Answer:the stupid blonde!Why?because the smart blonde and santa clause don't exist, they are fiction. Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Special Trick
The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that my dear?" she asked. The little boy replied, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the... Sign in to see full entry.
Innocent Girl
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl... Sign in to see full entry.
Proverbs according to children
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you. Better to be safe than...punch a 5th grader. Never underestimate the power of...termites. You... Sign in to see full entry.
Name that animal
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked. "A cat!" said Eddie. "Good job! Now, what is this animal?" "A dog!" said Johnny. "Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a Deer. The class... Sign in to see full entry.