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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Johnny on a horseride

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"... Sign in to see full entry.

Role in play

This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father. His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get? He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years. His father... Sign in to see full entry.

Santa was on a roll yesterday

We talked yesterday about the scripted questions and answers that Santa will have for his radio interview on Friday. He said well Cherry Hill can't hear the interview right? So I am going to answer them with my own answers.... Sigh..... California Pizza Kitchen didn't want to partner with us this... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

First in heaven...lil johnny

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How do you say you are going to bathroom?

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?" Mike replies: "Wait a minute,... Sign in to see full entry.

Ta Ta Pray

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father... Sign in to see full entry.

Plane Conversation

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said... Sign in to see full entry.

finding Danny

"Oh, no!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he did not know. He could only hope that somewhere amid the overwhelming destruction he would find his 16-year-old son. Only the slim hope of finding... Sign in to see full entry.

Calling roll

A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves The first child stands and says, "My name is Mary Johnson." "Thank you, Mary", says the teacher. The second student says, "My name is Sam Smith." "Thank you, Sam." The third... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Santa III

Saturday night when we were having all the problems with staff I had a manager from another mall helping me. Santa was handed a little one who did not like to be with him at all. He started kicking a lot and well... The little one kicked him in the crotch. Santa responded with "Hey you can't kick... Sign in to see full entry.