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Sunday, December 16, 2012

Dead Goldfish

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor... Sign in to see full entry.

Brave Uncle

One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell a story. Suzy said, "Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Twisted Lil Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time he is... Sign in to see full entry.

Jeopardy

Jeopardy! There is three blondes playing Jeopardy. The announcer says, "This is the final question. How many "D's" are in Jeopardy?" The first blonde goes 1." He goes up to number 2 and she says "1000." "I'm not even going to ask," the announcer said. He goes up to the third blonde and she says "33"... Sign in to see full entry.

First class

There was a blonde sitting on a plane in first class seats with an economy class ticket. The flight attendant asked to check her ticket. 'Excuse me' she said 'you only have an economy class ticket but you are sitting in first class. Could you please move to your allocated seat.' The blonde was very... Sign in to see full entry.

Breathe!

A blonde wearing headphones walks into a store and on the window it said 'No Headphones' so the clerk says, "I'm afraid I'll have to make you take off those headphones." The blonde paid no attention to the clerk, so he said louder "If you don't take off those headphones I will!". The blonde still... Sign in to see full entry.

Blonde with cell phone

A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cellphone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 14, 2012

We were so poor...

my mother milked the cat for our cereal.... my mother dipped rubberbands into sugar so we could have chewing gum.... we had ratloaf for meatloaf.... some one liners from santa.... Sign in to see full entry.

Once a blonde...

A blonde dyed her hair to red one day, then she takes a walk down the road and comes upon a farm. She walks up to the fenced yard where the farmer is counting his sheeps. The farmer said hello and that if she guessed how many he had, then she can keep one. The blonde thought it was a great idea, so... Sign in to see full entry.

Desert

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert because their car broke down. The redhead grabs some water, the brunette grabs some food, and the blonde grabs the car door. They began walking, when the redhead turns to the brunette and says," Why did you bring the food?" She replies,... Sign in to see full entry.