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Tuesday, February 4, 2014

who is the smarter one?

An Idiot was eating in a restaurant and suddenly, he started singing aloud to the pleasure of the other customers. After eating, he stood up to go without paying for his meal. "You haven't paid for your meal" said a waitress to him to which he replied "what do you make of my entertainment then?"... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 3, 2014

man planning

Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer. Sign in to see full entry.

computer

Q: What did the keyboard say to the typist? A: You’re really pushing my buttons!!!! Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 2, 2014

golfing

A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured that if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could... Sign in to see full entry.

baseball in heaven

Earl and Bob, both obsessed with baseball, never missed their favorite team’s game. They promised, whoever died first, and went to heaven, would come back to earth and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One day, Earl died. Bob waited for him to come back. Finally Earl did. He said to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 1, 2014

in honor of the super bowl tomorrow

John received a free ticket to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately. John's seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the stadium. He noticed an empty seat 10 rows up from the 50-yard line. He decides to make his way to the empty seat. As he sits down... Sign in to see full entry.

hens

Did you hear about the farmer who wanted to buy a thousand hens, but didn't have the money...so...He put them on a layaway plan! Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 30, 2014

shy man

A shy man was feeling a little lucky and decided to ask the subdued provocative Librarian about seduction as he tended to be oblique in his intentions. “Do you have any books on women seducing men?'' The Librarian answered without hesitation '' Why yes" she murmured. Most likely found in the ''... Sign in to see full entry.

smart

Q. How do you know when a man is going to say something smart? A. It will start with "She said..." Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

a la barry

A man sees a beautiful woman. Approaching her, and in his coolest Barry White tone says: " If good looks where a minute, you would be an hour" The woman looks deep into the man's eyes and in her sexiest voice replies: "If good looks were within your reach, you wouldn’t have any arms." Sign in to see full entry.