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Sunday, February 2, 2014

baseball in heaven

Earl and Bob, both obsessed with baseball, never missed their favorite team’s game. They promised, whoever died first, and went to heaven, would come back to earth and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One day, Earl died. Bob waited for him to come back. Finally Earl did. He said to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 1, 2014

in honor of the super bowl tomorrow

John received a free ticket to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately. John's seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the stadium. He noticed an empty seat 10 rows up from the 50-yard line. He decides to make his way to the empty seat. As he sits down... Sign in to see full entry.

hens

Did you hear about the farmer who wanted to buy a thousand hens, but didn't have the money...so...He put them on a layaway plan! Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 30, 2014

shy man

A shy man was feeling a little lucky and decided to ask the subdued provocative Librarian about seduction as he tended to be oblique in his intentions. “Do you have any books on women seducing men?'' The Librarian answered without hesitation '' Why yes" she murmured. Most likely found in the ''... Sign in to see full entry.

smart

Q. How do you know when a man is going to say something smart? A. It will start with "She said..." Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

a la barry

A man sees a beautiful woman. Approaching her, and in his coolest Barry White tone says: " If good looks where a minute, you would be an hour" The woman looks deep into the man's eyes and in her sexiest voice replies: "If good looks were within your reach, you wouldn’t have any arms." Sign in to see full entry.

adam

Q: Why was Adam the happiest man ever lived? A: Because he was the only man without a mother-in-law Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

what if?

A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man be today if it were not for woman?” She paused a moment and looked around the room. “I repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?” From the back of the room came a voice, “He’d be in the Garden of Eden... Sign in to see full entry.

impressing

To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said. "Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That"s the owner." Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 26, 2014

dining out

A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. "The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," the woman says. The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks. "Oh, he'll have the fish," she replies. Sign in to see full entry.