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Thursday, January 23, 2014

at the grave

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

some groaners

Q: Did you hear about the fire in the bakery? A: It burned 20 cakes and 30 loaves of bread, and there were plenty of hot cross buns! Q: What did the windmill say when she met her favorite movie star? A: "Nice to meet you. I'm a BIG FAN!" Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little... Sign in to see full entry.

mr bun bun

A man looks out the window into his back yard and sees his dog shaking and tossing something into the air. He rushed out to find that it was the neighbors' rabbit, Mr. Bun Bun, and he was very dead. Mr. Bun Bun was also filthy with dog drool and mud, but thankfully there was no blood: his back must... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

geeeez

Two guys were fishing down by the Ohio River on different sides of the riverbank at night. Guy number one was catching a whole bunch of fish for his family, but guy number two hadn't caught any and was frustrated and called out to guy number one "How come you've been catching all them there fish and... Sign in to see full entry.

loool

There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole -- he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole -- fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again. A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn't... Sign in to see full entry.

10 things to do to drive others crazy

I saw these on fb and I changed some of the wording but wanted to share with you...Have a great day Take vanilla pudding and put in mayo jar and sit on park bench and eat it. Hire two private investigators to tail each other. Wear a shirt that says LIFE and stand on street corner handing out lemons.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 20, 2014

hungry dog walkers

There were two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us." The buddy with the... Sign in to see full entry.

night out

A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in the back yard. The taxi arrives, and they open the front door to leave. Suddenly the cat they put out scoots back into the house. They don't want the... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

birth

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says,... Sign in to see full entry.

riddle

What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? wait for it wait for it a small medium on the large... Sign in to see full entry.