Oh no you didn't!

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Sunday, February 23, 2014

cats and dogs

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 22, 2014

ain't love grand?

“May I go swimming, Mommy?” “No, you may not. There are sharks here.” “But Daddy’s swimming.” “He’s insured.” Sign in to see full entry.

your uncle

Tim asked Bob “What happened to your uncle’s boat?” “Ever notice that big rock at the entrance to the Golden Gate?” said Bob. “Yes, I have” replied Tim. “Well, he didn’t” said Bob. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 16, 2014

football

Q:Why did the football coach go to the bank? A:He wanted to get his quarter-back!!! Sign in to see full entry.

great ball of fire!

Dad: "What happened to your eye?" Tom: "I was staring at a ball from afar, and I was wondering why it was getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit me." R Sign in to see full entry.

where do you live?

YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA WHEN - - 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house. 2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone. 3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway. 4. You know how to eat an artichoke. 5. You drive to your... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

golf instructions

At the first hole on a golf course, a man tees off and hits a hard drive, but the ball hooks badly and goes off the course entirely. The man figures it's a lost ball, puts another ball down and starts again. He plays nine holes when a policeman comes up to him: "Sir, did you lose a ball a while... Sign in to see full entry.

now that's friendship

A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day. That night, one hunter retuned alone, staggering under an eight-point buck. “Where is Mike?” asked another hunter. “He fainted a couple of miles up the trail,” Mike’s partner answered. “You left him lying there alone and... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

snow plow

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Bob's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they... Sign in to see full entry.

11 women

Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette. As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn't happen the rope would break and everyone would perish. For an... Sign in to see full entry.