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Saturday, February 8, 2014

bears

At a divorce court a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little bear. The judge asks the baby bear; “do you want to live with papa bear?” The baby bear replied; "No he beats me. " The judge asked, so do you want to live with mommy bear! The baby bear said, "No she beats me... Sign in to see full entry.

scales

Little Johnny and a friend were closely examining bathroom scales on display at the department store. “What’s it for?’ his friend asked. “I don’t know,” little Johnny replied. “I think you stand on it and it makes you mad. At least it does that for my Mom and Dad. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

guess

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Guess who?" The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where?" Sign in to see full entry.

who is the smarter one?

An Idiot was eating in a restaurant and suddenly, he started singing aloud to the pleasure of the other customers. After eating, he stood up to go without paying for his meal. "You haven't paid for your meal" said a waitress to him to which he replied "what do you make of my entertainment then?"... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 3, 2014

man planning

Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer. Sign in to see full entry.

computer

Q: What did the keyboard say to the typist? A: You’re really pushing my buttons!!!! Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 2, 2014

golfing

A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured that if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could... Sign in to see full entry.

baseball in heaven

Earl and Bob, both obsessed with baseball, never missed their favorite team’s game. They promised, whoever died first, and went to heaven, would come back to earth and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One day, Earl died. Bob waited for him to come back. Finally Earl did. He said to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 1, 2014

in honor of the super bowl tomorrow

John received a free ticket to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately. John's seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the stadium. He noticed an empty seat 10 rows up from the 50-yard line. He decides to make his way to the empty seat. As he sits down... Sign in to see full entry.

hens

Did you hear about the farmer who wanted to buy a thousand hens, but didn't have the money...so...He put them on a layaway plan! Sign in to see full entry.