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Friday, March 28, 2014

rebel

A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however, Bobby, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red. After seeing this, the... Sign in to see full entry.

hypothesis

A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Do you suffer from job burn out?

Top ten ways that you know you are suffering from "job burnout" 10. You're so tired; you now answer the phone, "Hell." 9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back!!" 8. Your garbage can IS your "In" box. 7. You wake up to discover that your bed is on... Sign in to see full entry.

God's Infinite Wisdom!

God created the donkey & said to him: “You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence & you will live 50 years. You will be a donkey. “The donkey answered: “I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is too much. Give... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

dr dr

A doctor calls his patient and says; the check you gave me for my bill came back. The patient replied: So did my arthritis! Sign in to see full entry.

Fluffy and the doughnuts

Someone made a comment about the one liner comebacks from cops and it reminded me of a joke from Gabriel Iglesias. Very funny and does some awesome sound effects. I usually am ROFLMAO. So here is a link to share what happened to him one time when he went to buy doughnuts...... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 23, 2014

pay day

One day, an employee received an unusually large check. She decided not to say anything about it. The following week, her check was for less that the normal amount, and she confronted her boss. “How come,” the supervisor inquired, “you didn’t say anything when you were overpaid?” Unperturbed, the... Sign in to see full entry.

HR posting

Notice to Employees (Includes Temporary and Part Time Staff) SICKNESS We will no longer accept your doctors' notes as proof. We believe if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to work. LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR SURGERY We are no longer allowing this practice. As long as you are employed here,... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

hey officer!

The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country. Count down to #1... #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." # 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a... Sign in to see full entry.

vacation

Mr. and Mrs. Thorne had just reached the airport in the nick of time to catch the plane for their two-week's vacation in Majorca. "I wish we'd brought the piano with us," said Mr. Thorne. "What on earth for?" asked his wife. "I've left the tickets on it." Sign in to see full entry.