Oh no you didn't!

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Thursday, April 10, 2014

composition assignment

Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write a composition on the subject of Baseball Jonah: Here’s my paper Teacher: Jonah, you spent only one minute writing your essay Lets hear what you wrote Jonah: Game called off on account of rain Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

sharing labor pain

A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father." So the married couple decided that they would try this. So... Sign in to see full entry.

ask a dumb question

A truck driver is driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads “Low Bridge Ahead.” Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

poor bessie

Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the... Sign in to see full entry.

can you lend 2

One day a rich famous man went to buy a sport car from a dealership. The price of the car was $80000 and the man had only $79998 to pay. The sales associate insisted that the price is firm and it has to be $80000. The man came out of the store and looked around and saw a poor man begging for help.... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

can you repeat that!

An Accident Report I am writing in response to your request for “additional information.” In block number 30 of the accident report form, I put “poor planning” as the cause for my accident. You said in your last letter that I should explain more fully. I trust that the following detail will be... Sign in to see full entry.

cheap kittens

“Have you got any kittens going cheap?” Asked a customer in a pet shop. “No, sir,” replied the owner. “All our kittens go “Meow.” Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 5, 2014

What do you

Q: What does every woman call an intelligent, attractive, caring, loving and sensitive man? A: A dream. Sign in to see full entry.

losing weight

An Antartian is terribly overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks," the doctor ordered. "The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the Antartian returns, he's lost... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

There was a doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist sitting around late one evening, and they discussed which the oldest profession was. The doctor pointed out that according to Biblical tradition, God created Eve from Adam's rib. This obviously required surgery, so therefore that was the... Sign in to see full entry.